YouTube Ruined the Preakness

No more outside drinks, fuckos!

“We believe that … in changing the alcohol policy there is more opportunity for people who may or may not have come to this in the past to have a more pleasurable experience,” Chuckas said.


“I’m a little upset right now,” Kowalewski said. “This is our Mardi Gras. Sometimes it gets out of hand, but it’s ours. … I really think they’re going to have a remarkable drop-off of fans.”

Sadly, Kowalewski’s right.  For those who don’t know, the Preakness infield is essentially a giant drunken orgy.  It’s decadent and depraved.  And there’s really no other reason to be down there.  If you think you’ll be seeing horses, you’re in for disappointment.  (Fortunately, “the price of titties is at an all time low!”)

I’m reasonably certain it’s videos like this that provided the cover for Pimlico management to kill a Baltimore institution in order to make a few extra bucks at concessions.  (Let’s not forget they’re effectively taking that money out of the pockets of locals who energetically hustle beer coolers back and forth on commission. It’s the de facto tax white people have to pay to defile a black neighborhood.  Now… who’s gonna collect?)

Sorry, white people!  At least you still have Mardi Gras…

  • lookie lookie

    its a crying shame…if only they could keep the titties and substitute the reefer for beer.