Who are the people in your neighborhood?

This post goes out to Dick Vinegar, who complains that we don’t devote enough coverage to people of color. Also, because he is a man who appreciates this:

What started out as a penis extension turned into three extra testicles, butt implants, chest implants, and more alterations to his penis, including a spike through it fastened by two rings the size of silver dollars. 

Did I mention this guy is 67, retired from Baltimore’s City Planning Department, and on the verge of completing a full body tatoo which has been a lifetime in the making?

Hall believes once he finishes up a few more tattoo appointments (mostly to cover the rest of his hands and feet) he will be one of two fully tattooed people in the world, the other being New Zealand-born Lucky Diamond Rich. At the very least, Hall says, no one has just one tattoo–not a series of images, but one continuous design, which is asymmetrical to boot, he adds proudly. Thanks to the color and the swirling, bending nature of the design, Hall has redubbed himself “bluecomma.”

Wouldn’t you know it, there’s video… (warning, graphic!)


I have to believe this guy felt left out by Rev. Lowery’s benediction.  How’s this for a re-write:

when the red man can get ahead, man; when white will embrace what is right; and when a blue sack can hold a six pack.  Let all those who do justice and love testes say Amen.

Besides, what’s more patriotic than the red white and blue?  Beck would have lapped it up with a spike spoon!

(Your suggestions for Rev. Lowery in the comments, please.)

  • Monkey Woman

    Now that is one nice looking hunk of man. Sexy! I want to grab him by the testicle chain and drag him home. OH behave!

  • Madman

    I am grateful to know the answer to the question “Ever seen a man with five testicles, a spike through his cock, and butt implants try to walk?” We live in a world where blue can live too, man.