Twitter Your Weiner

Come on boys and girls, “Twitter Your Weiner” its the latest new craze. All the kids are way into it and there is a far out dance that goes along with it. The boys do the dance, pulsate the groin while simulating taking a picture of your crotch. Do the dance! But don’t take off the clothes. We at all the hypocrisy dot com wouldn’t promote such behavior. Keep that one eyed monster in the sweatpants! Here is the free MP3 download of the song!
Twitter your Weiner (1)

Would I have ruthlessly mocked Anthony Weiner for twittering his wiener, regardless of the lack of balls for his stance on Marijuana? Probably. I still don’t think he should be forced to resign. However, he should be forced to twitter a picture of himself to us all in diapers as a tribute to Dave Vitter.

  • Madman

    brilliant again!

  • Pinko

    So tell me Jimmy, how does an ordinary guy like me tweet my meat?

  • Jimmy Reefercake

    i say be creative, place it in a nice whole wheat bun and dress it up a bit. Don’t worry pinky, its not the size of the wiener, its the condiments.

  • Jimmy Reefercake

    no mayo on the wiener, by the way.