“Trump Crazy Land” Parody of Adam Sandler’s “Lunch Lady Land”

trump crazy land (based on adam sandler’s lunch lady land)
“This is a new song…”
“It’s through the eyes of one of the worst people alive, I feel…”
“The president elect Donald Trump”

Woke up in the morning
Composed myself a brand new tweet
Picked a brutal 3rd world dictator
that I’d like to meet.
Got no clue, but this president job is pretty friggin sweet.
Just know everything’s doing fine Down here in
Trump Crazy Land

Well I wear this weave on my head
‘Cause my blonde hair is fallin’ out
A tremendous big league con man
that’s what I’m all about
I know you want to kick out all the mexicans
But there’s no reason to shout
Everybody gets lied to Down here in
Trump Crazy Land

Rednecks & bikers, Rednecks & bikers,
KKK, alex jones, republicans,
Rednecks & bikers, Rednecks & bikers,
KKK
Biden 2020?
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Well I dreamt one morning
That I woke up to see
That big Joe Biden
was looking at me
He screamed, you can’t defeat me
Just cause I’m old
I said I live in the whitehouse
Just do what you’re told
Then the left & the right
Started joining the fight
And the media
Pushed me with all its might
And then Rand Paul slapped me
And kicked me in the head
It’s called revenge little Donnie
Said the FBI head
I said what did I do
To make you all so mad
They said “eat some tic tacs man,
your breath is bad”
Then the Green Party said
You better run and hide
But then my friend Bill Clinton came
And joined my side
He said if it wasn’t for Hillary
Bernie would have beat ya
You should be shakin’ her hand
And sayin’ please to meet ya
You acted like throwing
her jail was your goal
you should be kissin’ her feet
And her CNN mole
Now all the angry pundits
Just leave me alone
And we all live together
In a happy home

Thanks to
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[Spoken] Well me & Joe Biden got married
Cause supreme court says gay marriage is fine
Down here in Trump Crazy Land