The Vasectomy Loophole

Its not a religious objection to birth control,
this is a requirement for vagina control,
gotta control that hole!

They said Sex for pleasure is a bad thing, so very shameful,
But thats not if it falls within the Hobby Lobby vasectomy loophole,
With a vasectomy and a bottle of viagra you have prepared your penis,
And all the women you have sex with will call you a genius,
The ladies don’t have the pill, but night and day, their boots are a knocking,
Sex to enjoy with the vasectomy ploy, how very shocking!

Its not a religious objection to birth control,
this is a requirement for vagina control,
gotta control that hole!

So all the dudes got vasectomys, and the girls made it a habit,
to sneak back in the hobby lobby storage room and do it like rabbits,
until A dateline special revealed the greatest disgrace, there was genetic matter in the store all over the place,
It was an outrage that spread from town to town, And every hobby lobby was finally shut down.

Its not a religious objection to birth control,
this is a requirement for vagina control,
gotta control that hole!

The Vasectomy Loophole