The Nuclear Hypocrilypse

Of course the douchebag pundits from Hannity on Fox to Lawrence O’Donnel on MSNBC have been claiming for the last year that reconcilation couldn’t be used to pass the health care bill. Here is a sensible article on the perfectly legitimate use of the procedure and the usual antics from the lying hypocrites on the Republican side.

Furthermore, the douchebag lying assholes on Fake News, never dissapoint…

When Jesus spoke of the “yeast of the Pharisees” he was talking about Fake News, they are the yeast, that spreads the filthy mold of ignorance and dishonesty, so putrid that it even invades the hearts and minds of simple hard working working folks, turning them into a filthy pile of American ignorance.

  • M.Uila

    Yes. Stopping senators from exercising their god given right to obstruct majority rule truly is the equivalent of a nuclear holocaust.

    Even the obligatory Mr Smith reference is hopelessly wrong. Senators haven’t had to keep talking on the floor in order to sustain a filibuster since the 1970’s. Near as I can tell, they agreed amongst themselves to quit the practice, because it usually makes the obstructing party look like an ignorant jackass and quickly earns the scorn of average americans pissed off about DC gridlock.

    So now they can quietly mount a filibuster (1) without having to put in any effort, and (2) without the damning visual of a blowhard senator endlessly talking about nothing so as to avoid a simple majority vote. Pathetic. Why should senators have to vote to cut off debate, when there is no actual debate happening? Completely dysfunctional.

  • M.Uila

    In other news, the parliamentarian has ruled that the Senate can pass the reconciliation sidecar bill before the House passes the Senate bill. No doubt this will simply lead to more foot-dragging and finger-pointing among democrats.

  • Jimmy Reefercake

    uila, I believe I already went over how I feel about the so called “parlimentarians”. they should be banished. they are worthless. their only purpose in life is to have a really obscure and weird sounding job title.

    we need rastafarians not parlamentarians. budget is tight this year…who could we afford to cut…OH how about the parlimentarians. It makes me sick having to even type the word into the computer.

  • Jimmy Reefercake

    wait a second…I was using parlimentarians in the plural…could it be that there is only one might master “parlimentarian”. WHo rule barter town? parlimentarian rule barter town…say louder!!

  • M.Uila

    Here he is, Alan Frumin, Senate Parliamentarian…

  • M.Uila

    Rather a jaunty fellow, isn’t he? Nevertheless, the facial hair means he is not to be trusted. What’s he hiding on that lip anyway???

  • Jimmy Reefercake

    He is the most irrelevant man in the wolrd.

    Shave that mustache you damn parlimentarian!!

  • M.Uila

    He’s actually cleaned up a bit since the 70’s…

  • Jimmy Reefercake

    “cocaine is one hell of a drug, but its nothing ompared to attaining the title of parlimentarian” said the aspiring parlimentarianist.

  • Jimmy Reefercake

    Allright, I heard the other night that the VP can overule the parlimentarians interpretation on any matter. therefore the wretched parlimentarian is utterly irrelevant.

    am I right or am I right?