Tag Archives: Sam Seder

Call Your Mama ‘Cause Obama Got Osama

I can’t hold this one back anymore….the awesomeness is so pure….so lets start the pre-release party here at all the hypocrisy dot com. This was set to officially release tomorrow, but the timing of events, I think that Sammy might decide to play this one a day early. After all, it is Mother’s day this weekend, and Cinquo de Mayo today, so I am going to call this week a wrap. Enjoy!

Call Your Mama ‘Cause Obama Got Osama

Here are the lyrics:

call your mama cuz obama got osama,
And I’m celebratin’ with some marijuana,
So smoke a joint Special Operations Command,
They found Osama’s crib in Pakistan,
Better call your mama cuz obama got osama,
Two bullets in his head, now there ain’t no drama,

But I got myself a boy, who’s only seven,
had to tell him the whole story of nine eleven,
Now that obama killed osama, singing yes we can,
Proves that dubbya was a dummy, but Obama’s the man,

My boy said “so what”, and shook his head,
He said,” isn’t that just another person dead?”
So call your mama, but don’t be hatin’,
Its mothers day that we be celebratin’,
We care for all mankind, to hell with revenge,
This is Jimmy Reefercake on majority dot FM.

My First “Quick Song” on the Majority Report

It might also be called the week in review, but for now I’ll just call it a “quick song” which is also the name of the baseline that Uila and I would jam to way back in the day….ah yes, in the future maybe I’ll add some of those vintage style guitar solo, but the time being so short (60 seconds) I focused all the effort on lyrical genius. All in all, it was well received, with the only comment being a desire for more news content. Most importantly, the desire for a song every week is clear. From now on every friday will be a casual Reefercake friday at the majority.fm

Here is the permalink to todays show. My God, I am awesome. Great job on the bass, Uila. All is well with the world.

I forgot the best part – here is the first quick song

Chris Rosen Movie Picks on the Majority Report

I’ll be posting this one every week. I did the friggin’ theme song! It sets the tone for the weekly Sam Seder Chris Rosen bit. Sammy give Chris a hard time for sitting around watching movies all day oblivious to the real concerns of the world. Sammy once called it “beating the dog”. This week the dog bites back by not watching Sammy’s movie “Who’s the Caboose?”.

Timothy DeChristopher Slowed Down the Drillers by Buying Land

This story is fascinating, especially in the context of the natural gas push. Has anyone seen Gasland? Holy crap it is on Netflix, but no instant streaming…I better add it to my queue.

Check out climate change activist Timothy DeChristopher speaking at a 350 rally.

Would not have heard about this if it weren't for Sam Seder at majority.fm
Here is the interview on the Majority Report.

It occurs to me to that some right wingers perceive the fiery enthusiasm and courage of Timothy as wild eyed insanity, likely by fueled LSD and reefer. I could go into a lengthy response, but lets just sum it up with

Video of Crazy Christian Lady

Who is crazy now?

Pre-existing Conditions (ANOTHER FREE SONG!)

Prepare for a whole new dimension in Reefercake productions…presenting Mrs. Reefercake on the Drums!!

Pre-existing conditions

Last friday on the Majority Report, someone IM’d about Huntington’s disease…also said they liked my song “how’d you get that job?” but that is beside the point…They were worried about getting tested, because they could be nailed with a pre-existing condition.

I am obsessed with healthcare system, kind of how sammy is obsessed with social security. I googled around and found this. The situation is pretty fucked up – essentially you need to hide and lie and play games….

http://www.lkwdpl.org/hdsa/hdtest.htm
from this site…
“Are the test results confidential?

Test results should be kept confidential and should only be given to another person with your written permission. On an initial call to a testing center, you should ask how confidentiality is ensured.”

so go and get the test, but make sure the place is confidential and only get a claim in for your insurance, if your test comes up clean.

If you do test positive for the huntington’s disease gene, don’t submit the claim, and keep if confidential. Also keep in mind, that marijuana has been effective in treatment, so keep hope alive, there are treatments. Best wishes.

"How did you get that job?" by Jimmy Reefercake is played by Sam Seder on the Majority Report!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, all the hypocrisy dot com has reached the big time. Sam Seder has incorporated Chris Rosen's theme song into his show “How did you get that job?” by yours truly, Jimmy Reefercake. You can hear the entire show here

link to Majority Report with JR's theme song for Chris Rosen

It began as a silly dream, but my persistence finally paid off. This is nothing compared to crazy shit like running for Selectman in a rural conservative town.

About the song….its been a busy month of design work madness here with nonstop snowstorms to boot, but the idea of writing a song for Sammy's show, sprang into my mind Saturday morning as I tried to work…I said to myself…Netflix is cool…I work in sweatpants…I am on Chris Rosen's side. sammy stop making fun of the guy….then I thought, Sammy is not going to like this. He takes great pleasure in messing with Chris Rosen. Then “how'd you get that job” sprang to mind.

I've never written about writing a song in this manner, but, hey why not let it all hang out. I got on the friggin' Sammy show. Hopefully the theme song will remain a steady part of the show – so check it out every friday at 11:30 am ET….just to make sure.

http://majority.fm/

Netflix is the answer (MORE FREE SONGS FROM JR)

Almost a month since we pulled the plug on cable and life has never been better. You see, Netflix has opened the door to entertainment a plenty and it is only ten bucks a friggin month. My pick for this week is “Exit through the Gift Shop Door”. Holy shit that was a good one! Best quote from main character of the movie

“I don't know how to play chess, but to me, life is like a game of chess.”

On fridays on majority.fm Sam Seder has Chris Rosen from movieline.com on to talk about movie picks for the weekend. I have prepared 2 theme songs for Chris Rosen, in the unlikely event that Sammy has the hankering to use them. One is more mocking
how did you get that job

the other is more sympathetic
chris rosen's side-01

and it just keeps snowing, reefercake junior gets another day at home from school! thank God for netflix and wii.

REEFERCAKE UPDATE – SONG IS PLAYED ON MAJORITY REPORT!!! JR AND ALLTHEHYPOCRISY.COM HAS HIT THE BIG TIME!!! SAM SEDER GAVE THE NOD!!!

Sam Seder's Googlebots Have Been Defeated

I am happy to report that Google has finally released us from the malware warning list….I have defeated the googlebots that Sam Seder and his henchmen cast upon allthehypocrisy.com about 1 week ago. Actually, I am just kidding, and I am happy to say that Sammy replied

JR-I've listened to the song, I enjoyed it- its very well done & I agree with you, I'd like to see pot decriminalized- i supported the CA referendum from afar… I think the drug war in general is a huge waste of resources and is creating an amazing amount of violence in Mexico…  It's just not a topic I focus on – I understand from your vantage it might be the most important topic to deal with and I respect that but we all have our own missions and it's just not mine…
I didn't mean to offend the other day on the IM- was just having fun…
Sam

To which I replied

Sam,

Thanks so much for the response. Perhaps as time unfolds, you may realize that reefer madness is an issue that demands more attention. Maybe understanding the parallels with the gay rights struggle would help you wrap your brain around it.

I don't mind being poked fun at, and the stoner voice was great. As to why I use the pen name “Jimmy Reefercake”? It makes people laugh. Even more important than my quest for reefer awareness, is my love of laughter…listen to “Jetplane Vagina”, “Shooter McGavin”, and “Tastes Like Chicken” at http://captainmarblehead.com

I wish you the best, keep the laughs coming, and don't be a putz!

-JR

I've always wondered about the Cozy relationship that Sammy has with Google, always plugging them here and there with the Google this and the Google that, and I guess it wouldn't surprise me if he attained..shall we say, special privileges….but why speculate now that the lord Google has removed the mark of malware from our site. Whether the threat is from Sammy and his minions or more likely just due to running an old version of WordPress for waaayyy too long, we are going to need to keep things in lockdown here…beware of comments about russian wives, or jokes that make no sense…these are the spambots…

The Sam Seder Conspiracy

Interestingly enough, according to Google Chrome, something happened last night, a hacker broke into my computer. I've never seen this message before, anyone else see this?
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I have no choice but to assume that Sam Seder and his henchmen are up to this. Perhaps that Crank Bait dude at bluerootsradio who said someone would burn my house down? Hard to say….but it looks like a full relaunch of ATH is in order anyway.

Jimmy Reefercake: Obama Apologist and Media Whore

We all feel the pull towards hypocrisy…I consider hypocrisy a fundamental force of nature. The easiest way to avoid being a hypocrite is to admit your faults and try not to judge others.

So I'll say this, we are at a turning point here at ATH. The web hosting fees have a way of catching up with you, combined with the expenses of captain marblehead and top secret local progressive politics web sites. What these hosting companies do, like anywhere else, is give you a cheap fee upfront, then they raise the rates. At the same time, I see that we are getting over 1000 unique visitors per month. Makes me think that it is time to monetize this site.

So pretty soon I will be asking for donations, I think $10 bucks a year is reasonable to ask. In return, I am going to start podcasting, every week, a little discussion of the highlights in hypocrisy.  If I can get 1% of those 1000 visitors, then I have paid the 100 bucks that it costs in hosting fees each year.

We will also be selling mp3s for a buck at captainmarblehead.com soon which is something I need to work on now. Across the board, I am trying to find a way to make a little change for all the hard work and fun.

I am also thinking about advertising…basically media whoring. I'd like to get your ideas and thoughts about this.

Finally, I am putting the nail in the coffin of the Sam Seder experience, unless the unlikely event that I get a response occurs. Here is the email I sent to majorityreporters@gmail.com

Hi to whoever reads the email,

Not sure if you have ever taken a look at https://allthehypocrisy.com/ but we've been up for a few years now and we do a damn good job of explaining all the hypocrisy that you see in this great country. We get over 1000 unique visitors every month. We file all the hypocrisy by category, one of the favorites being reefer madness.

https://allthehypocrisy.com/?cat=77

Do you care about the hurt that reefer madness has caused? I'd like to talk to Sam on air sometime about how reefer madness tears our society apart. I'd like Sam to play my song “Smoke a Bowl”, which you can hear by clicking the player at the top of https://allthehypocrisy.com/ or by visiting http://captainmarblehead.com/?p=4

I am wondering if you an interest in what Jimmy Reefercake has to say, and whether the idea I have for promoting your show on my web site makes sense. I think I am starting to feel the same way about Sam, as Sam feels about Lawrence O'Donnell.

I guess you can go ahead and ignore this email, but I have to draw the line somewhere, and here is where it is. If you can't take the time to listen to a song or two and at least respond to this email, I am going to take a break from this quest, and I'll have to focus on more productive uses of my time.

Regardless of your decision, I wish you luck,

-JR