I might make fun of Bloomberg for being short in this song, but I did not call him a “soda nazi”.  That would be in poor taste. Only the Seinfeld “soup nazi” was able to pull off that kind of title. 

I am not a fan of high fructose in general, and I like a small soda myself, especially Red Bull, which uses real sugar, no pork barrell corn shit. I like a small can, but this big soda ban is a joke. However, if you were to legalize weed first…you may have enough good standing that I would allow you to get into soda cup sizes. In honor of St. Patrick’s day, its a slippery slope to limiting the size of a mug of beer, and that would give me concern.  

Mayor Michael Bloomberg, doesn’t like tall sodas,
16 ounces, is his maximum quota, of all your sodas,
The mayor is man who stands 5 foot 8,
He wants to ban tall sodas throughout the state,
He’s small so its big tall soda he hates,
I wish he would just stay at home and masturbate,

don’t like that soda, soda, soda, soda, soda
dr pepper, coca cola,
my favorite soda, soda, soda, soda, soda, soda, soda,
dr pepper, coca cola,

Carbonated water, fructose corn syrup,
and or sugar, they don’t even know, and we don’t even care,
Fatty is a man who thinks that soda is great,
he drinks a lot of soda and stay up late,
He likes the sugar he likes the caffeine,
one day he dreams to own his own soda machine,

dreams of soda, soda, soda, soda, soda, soda,

but fatty’s dreams of soda turned into a nightmare, when he awoke too
obese to rise from his own bed, and unable to get any more soda.