Even more so than partisan politics, the purest form of hypocrisy that we seek to abolish is the criminalization of marijuana. I would go so far as to say it is my number 1 priority. With that said, lets make reefer madness its own category instead of lumping it in with drugs.
More recent evidence in favor of the reef being good for you is the fact that Michael Phelps likes bong hits. Allright he may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, and that doesn’t help our case; but he can swim like a dolphin and has a massive lung capacity.
As a better case in point, check out this dude, Irv Rosenfeld, in the clip below. Forget the swimming dullard with the gigantic arms and freakishly long torsoe, Irv is a real role model for our kids. Here is to you, Irv.