ATH 2-13-17 Esha from Twitter

ATH 2-13-17 Esha from Twitter

J30 and I were delighted to have Esha on the show!! Her wit and knowledge about politics and hypocrisy are always welcome, we talk Cory Booker, Majority Report, Jimmy Dore and more!! Majority Report’s Matthew Film Guy talked some smack about another Reefercake democratic party slam / reefer rock song….in short action packed!

herbs work better than words

I went to my local democratic party meeting,
and I lectured them on why I think Hillary lost.
They called me a masogynist pig and told be to go away,
I told them I thought Hillary would be a shitty president anyway,
I gotta infiltrate the party, and get them all high,
yeah, maybe herbs work better than words.
yeah, maybe herbs work better than words.
we’ll find out.
They called me a stoner and a Bernie bro,
to their meetings I may never again go.
Yet long ago I executed an similar plan,
to change the hearts and minds of man
yes i did, yes i did,
I remember way back in the day
I successfully infiltrated the kkk
I got them all stoned every single day.
yeah infiltrate the KKK and get them all high,
maybe just maybe herbs work better than words.
maybe
A deep cover KKK operation, pretty scary, huh, man,
I had to persevere to make it a success in the end.
I managed to convert some of them
into libertarians.
oh yeah, maybe herbs work better than words.

Home of the Deranged by Jimmy Lepagercake

G                           C
Oh give me a home where the white man can roam
G            A7       D7
Where the dark folk have all been chased away 
G                    C
Where  seldom is heard a bipartisan word,
        G             D7         G
And tea party Republicans reign,

D7               G
Home of the deranged,
A7       D7
taking notes from governor paul lepage
G                    C
Where seldom is heard a bisexual word,

        G             D7         G
and the bathrooms are cleansed of the gays

C
young white women at night, once with their legs crossed so tight
G              A7         D7
‘Til d-money smoothie and shifty came up to town

       G
Now they’ve all gone insane, on heroine and cocaine
G       D7            G
That’s why all your grand children are brown

Donnie Trump (Bobbie Brown by Zappa parody w studio guest Chris Lapakko)

Donnie Trump (Bobbie Brown parody w studio guest Chris Lapakko)

As played for Chris Lapakko live on All the Hypocrisy Podcast
C
Hey there people I'm Donny Trump
Am
Popping viagra getting ready to hump
Dm7
My airplane is fast, and I ain’t no wussy,
G
I kiss all the girls and grab them by the pussy

At the beauty pagents I'm acting cool
did I mention Wharton was my business school?
I got a russian whore who wants to make some paper
I'll give her first prize and maybe later I'll rape her
[Chorus]      F
   Oh God I am the american dream
     Em               Am
   President reality TO THE extreme
             Dm7               G
   And I’m A LYING SON OF A bitch 
   Gonna build  big wall and GET REAL rich
   (BUILD A big wall and get real rich)
[Verse 2]
Mike Pence was looking sexy in his business suit
And he said “for an old man, YOU’RE still kinda cute”
I got him doing my PRESIDENTIAL promo,
And none of the JOCKS can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually Mike became a close friend
Sort of drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
As long as I gets a little golden shower
[Chorus]
   Oh God, I am the american dream
   With a spindle up my butt 'till it makes me scream
   Cause I like it real dirty and bad
   I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, Vlad"
(Big bad vlad with your hand up my ass)
      F
   Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic
   Em                       Am
   The Russian whores know I'm a sexual spastic
          F             G
   And my name is Donny Trump,

   Watch me now, I'm getting ready to hump

ATH PODCAST: The Chris Lapakko (Trump Penis, Cuck, Russian Whores, Viagra)

GUEST THE CHRIS LAPAKKO

I had a good old time podcasting with special guest The Chris Lapakko as we talked about Trump, Stephanie Miller, LePage, Chris spits some rap about Trump the Cuck, I sing a song riddled with non PC sexual references about that same deviant president-elect.

Its about having fun and staying well informed about the latest hypocrisy. Worldwide.

 

Golden Shower (Trump Russian Prostitutes Urinate Video Exclusive Story)

The legislative body sure could use some curing,
They’ve served up a poo sandwich with a steamy cup of urine,
the russian whores on a hotel bed drenched and soaking wet!
and Donald Trump elected, how much lower can we get?
they’ve formed a new religion, a right wing sect of pagans,

they’ll sacrifice our future to the ghost of Ronald Reagan,
they say that if you bring their taxes, just a nickel down,
they’ll be showering the nation with their steamy trickle down.
the working class is carrying this country on our backs,
we suffer from inflation, yet we pay the highest tax,
They provide the golden shower, they refine the gas,
they make sure at the gas pump we all take it in the ass,
low taxes on the wealthy, who seek to keep their power,
in exchange they promise a steaming golden shower,
like russian whores on a hotel bed drenched and soaking wet!
Donald Trump elected, how much lower can we get?

The Biggest Hypocrite – Wall of Shame

Hypocrite in Chief: Cory Booker

In the Wall of Shame premiere edition,  the number 1 nominee is Senator Cory Booker.  Cory Booker is a Senator from New Jersey, where the powers to be have deemed that he is worthy of a presidential primary run.  But, let’s see all the counts of Hypocrisy.  

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Hypocrite in Chief: Cory Booker

In the Wall of Shame premiere edition,  the number 1 nominee is Senator Cory Booker.  Cory Booker is a Senator from New Jersey, where the powers to be have deemed that he is worthy of a presidential primary run.  But, let’s see all the counts of Hypocrisy.

Count 1: Hypocrisy On Racism
Count 2: The Dangers of Canadian Medicine

 

Count 3: Poverty

Normalization of Hypocrisy by the Dumb, Numb Left: A Tribute to Michael Brooks

I just realized it again today, something I have realized many times before. I will promise myself to never forget it again. People in the media on the center left are even worse that the right wingers that they say they will protect us from. I know Jimmy Dore says it all the time, but today I am really feeling it. Its a sick and helpless feeling. Of course the big media pundits, like Rachel Maddow making $30,000 a day at MSNBC will obviously will play this game. What really makes me lose hope in humanity when the little guys like Michael Brooks play that same game. Sorry, but I don’t think your phrase “dumb, dumb left” that you use to put down the true left independent media is going to get you the next gold ticket from MSNBC, but you never know, keep shitting on people who love Bernie and hate Hillary and you may impress the corporate overlords.

These center left people appear decent in many ways, but they are all too accepting of liars and hypocrites for no other reason than the fact that this appears to be normal. Issues get lost all too easily. For example a couple big issues that Hillary Clinton scares people on – World War 3 with Russia, and world-wide water quality destruction with Fracking. These are life threatening, life changing issues at stake here, yet there are whole leagues of media and others brainwashed to believe that hypocrisy is just part of the game. Somehow they rationalize this….or shall I say normalize, since its the new fancy word at play for these leagues of poor brainwashed souls who devote themselves to the pretzel logic of making themselves sound smart by putting down others. No matter how fancy their words, no matter how smart they try to sound, these people who are supposed to report on politics and news are entirely in their own bubbles. Its bad. Heads in their asses, and they just keep losing. Big league losers.

Trace the root of all our problems back to what I call the “Normalization of Hypocrisy”. All this talk of normalizing Trump from the same robotic eggheads who said that Hillary Clinton would make a great president. These people are dumb and numb to all around them. I will herebt dub them the “Dumb, Numb Left”.

We all know about right wing hypocrisy….the way it comes to light has been obvious, but more sinister is the way that lies and hypocrisy have been accepted on the left. Now we have seen that in full force, in the humiliating defeat of Hillary Clinton. I ask for humility.

“will they show any humility? or are they completely dumb and numb to the world outside their bubbles?”

As you know I am a contributor to the Majority Report, and the songs that I send in on Fridays are sometimes my attempt at correcting some of the nonsense on the show that has contributed to what I call the normalization of hypocrisy, and the lack of humility when confronting what they call the “Dumb, dumb left”. Famously, my song “Orange Lemonade” received a coo-koo clock and was cut off in mid song, simply because the song expressed the fact that even if Hillary was president we are still more or less fucked.

This is part 1 in a never-ending multi part series….more later on “Dumb dumb left vs. dumb and numb left.”

I wonder if Michael Brooks would care to debate me now? What does it take to get 20 minutes of his precious time? Does he care to better himself by getting into the monkey cage with me? Or is he afraid I will leave his world shattered and expose him? It could go either way, stay tuned!!!

“Trump Crazy Land” Parody of Adam Sandler’s “Lunch Lady Land”

trump crazy land (based on adam sandler’s lunch lady land)
“This is a new song…”
“It’s through the eyes of one of the worst people alive, I feel…”
“The president elect Donald Trump”

Woke up in the morning
Composed myself a brand new tweet
Picked a brutal 3rd world dictator
that I’d like to meet.
Got no clue, but this president job is pretty friggin sweet.
Just know everything’s doing fine Down here in
Trump Crazy Land

Well I wear this weave on my head
‘Cause my blonde hair is fallin’ out
A tremendous big league con man
that’s what I’m all about
I know you want to kick out all the mexicans
But there’s no reason to shout
Everybody gets lied to Down here in
Trump Crazy Land

Rednecks & bikers, Rednecks & bikers,
KKK, alex jones, republicans,
Rednecks & bikers, Rednecks & bikers,
KKK
Biden 2020?
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

Well I dreamt one morning
That I woke up to see
That big Joe Biden
was looking at me
He screamed, you can’t defeat me
Just cause I’m old
I said I live in the whitehouse
Just do what you’re told
Then the left & the right
Started joining the fight
And the media
Pushed me with all its might
And then Rand Paul slapped me
And kicked me in the head
It’s called revenge little Donnie
Said the FBI head
I said what did I do
To make you all so mad
They said “eat some tic tacs man,
your breath is bad”
Then the Green Party said
You better run and hide
But then my friend Bill Clinton came
And joined my side
He said if it wasn’t for Hillary
Bernie would have beat ya
You should be shakin’ her hand
And sayin’ please to meet ya
You acted like throwing
her jail was your goal
you should be kissin’ her feet
And her CNN mole
Now all the angry pundits
Just leave me alone
And we all live together
In a happy home

Thanks to
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

[Spoken] Well me & Joe Biden got married
Cause supreme court says gay marriage is fine
Down here in Trump Crazy Land