Et Tu Flute?

In the upcoming Massachusetts Senate election, Doug Flutie is looking to throw another Hail Mary.

I definitely support Scott Brown.  He would be an independent voice down in Washington.  He’s a great family man, a friend, and a guy I trust 100%.

Intriguing!  So who is this Republican candidate Scott Brown, and why does Flutie want to put a ball in his end zone?

Cosmo has the definitive profile

I think it’s safe to say he’s locked up the teabag vote…

because he clearly leans to the right…

and does not support a large stimulus package… (wow, the bad jokes write themselves!)

Hey, Scott, here’s a pro-tip from your friends at All The Hypocrisy: if you only need one hand to cover your junk, why bother?

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Bonus Boston Football-Themed Homoerotica:

UPDATE:

Why am I not surprised

Christ, has Larry Bird weighed in yet?  What’s he waiting for?