Dry your eyes!

I think this tune captures the events of the day perfectly. You bet your balls it’s Neil Diamond! And it helps having Robbie Robertson on lead guitar. Crank this up and pump your fists in the air as you watch the inaugural parade. Sure, the state of our union is fahked up, but we need this day to let loose. We have flushed that Texas-sized turd!

And this one goes out to the aforementioned turd. A “one dimensional fool in a three dimensional world”….

Speak the truth Ben!

  • Monkey Woman

    time of the year to celebrate…also time of the year for child to get flu….ew…. well, we’re giving tamiflu a shot here for the first time….here goes!!

    OBAMA!!

  • M.Uila

    koo-koo!

    Sadly, they skipped my favorite verse (“crushed by tumblin tides…”)

    Can you get flu over the internets? God I hope not..

  • Monkey Woman

    more cowbell baby!!

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  • M.Uila

    That’s the truth, woman! I was just listening to the full version before I saw your comments and was thinking “three chords and a cowbell, how did this escape Jingoz rotation??”