Drill Baby Drill = Spill Baby Spill

More things we know to be true. So true that I shouldn’t have to even write this…but I will anyway.

This is the result

The result of the amazing greed and stupidity with these assholes

Obama, how about a return to form, and a good ald fashion ass-whooping on these backward dumb ass sons of bitches?

Also, BP pays for the cleanup. Big fucking deal. DO they pay for the devastation? Hopefully Bobby Kennedy and crew will fuck their shit up.

BP, with your cute little green cartoons and songs, piss off, you fucking assholes!! I want a BP mocking cartoon on youtube and I want it now!!!! This will have to do for now…

  • M.Uila

    Here’s something you may not know. The response effort is relying heavily on the use of chemical dispersants. Mother Jones says BP has bought up 1/3 of the WORLD’S SUPPLY. Most of this shit is itself nasty toxic, nevermind the fact that it guarantees that the oil GOES EVERYWHERE (i.e. disperses).

    Meanwhile, Mrs. Uila informs me that typical stormwater permits ban the use of dispersants in case of oil spill, for just this reason. It really goes to show that there is no situation so bad that humans can’t find a way to make it worse.

    Because we have to DOOOOOOOOOO SOMETHING.

  • M.Uila

    This too is excellent news!

    A federal law may limit how much BP PLC has to pay for damages such as lost wages and economic suffering in the Gulf Coast oil spill, despite President Obama’s assurances that taxpayers will not be on the hook.

    A law passed in response to the 1989 Exxon Valdez spill in Alaska makes BP responsible for cleanup costs. But the law sets a $75 million limit on other kinds of damages.

  • Jimmy Reefercake

    We met the guy, Abraham, who wrote this article at Bick Vonegar’s wedding…

    http://www.propublica.org/article/bp-gulf-oil-spill-dispersants-0430

  • M.Uila

    Holy shit, and I never even clicked through! I would have linked him directly. I saw phish with that guy!

  • Dick Vinegar

    with who, bick vonegar?

  • Jimmy Reefercake

    Do you mean Kunt Vonnegget?

  • M.Uila

    They were all there, including Bick Vonegar and Birus Vagyrus.

  • Pinko

    When I want to prevent a blow out, I use a condom. Ya down with BOP?

  • M.Uila

    “I’m about to have another blowout!”