Creepy John

[sung to the tune of Creamy Jim…]

Walking down the street
(he’s so creepy)
Every voter he meets
(he’s so creepy)
He keeps his botox discrete
(he’s so creepy!)

He’s Creepy John
Get off his lawn
You’re just a pawn
in his bid for the White House

Wand’ring round the stage
(he’s so creepy)
He clench his dentures in rage
(he’s so creepy)
It’s time to turn the page
(he’s so creepy!)

He’s Creepy John
Get off his lawn
You’re just a pawn
in his bid for the White House

* * *

(He’s shakin’ his leg…)
(He’s doin’ a dance…)
(Oops! He Crapped His Pants)

* * *

Supporters wearing a sheet
(he’s so creepy)
With tired smears they will cheat
(he’s so creepy)
McCain he cannot compete
(he’s so creepy!)

Tell your mama
Ain’t no drama
Barack Obama
Hope and Change for the future

  • M.Uila

    I regret that the McCain campaign’s increasingly negative tactics have forced me to reconsider my earlier pledge that Oops I Crapped My Pants jokes were off the table.

  • Jimmy

    i gotta record that and stream it from the blog.

  • A. Mander

    Uila, due to your unfortunate movements at Migs’ bachelor party, you, of all people, are allowed to make pants crapping jokes. Bring it aw-n, babe…