Donnie Trump (Bobbie Brown parody w studio guest Chris Lapakko) As played for Chris Lapakko live on All the Hypocrisy Podcast
C Hey there people I'm Donny Trump Am Popping viagra getting ready to hump Dm7 My airplane is fast, and I ain’t no wussy, G I kiss all the girls and grab them by the pussy At the beauty pagents I'm acting cool did I mention Wharton was my business school? I got a russian whore who wants to make some paper I'll give her first prize and maybe later I'll rape her
Oh God I am the american dream Em Am President reality TO THE extreme Dm7 G And I’m A LYING SON OF A bitch Gonna build big wall and GET REAL rich (BUILD A big wall and get real rich) [Verse 2] Mike Pence was looking sexy in his business suit And he said “for an old man, YOU’RE still kinda cute” I got him doing my PRESIDENTIAL promo, And none of the JOCKS can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually Mike became a close friend Sort of drifted along into S&M I can take about an hour on the tower of power As long as I gets a little golden shower [Chorus] Oh God, I am the american dream With a spindle up my butt 'till it makes me scream Cause I like it real dirty and bad I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, Vlad" (Big bad vlad with your hand up my ass) F Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic Em Am The Russian whores know I'm a sexual spastic F G And my name is Donny Trump, Watch me now, I'm getting ready to hump
Last week, two racially-charged murders saw to protests and unrest in Milwaukee. A gas-station owner *stood his ground* and he shot and killed an unarmed black man in his gas-station. A few days later, in the same locale, a police officer shot a man in the back. The police, as usual claimed, the man had a gun.
Since neither the gas station owner, nor the police officer faced any consequences, Black Lives Matter, protested Milwaukee. During the protest, some people set fire the gas station. I call it vigilante justice. Some people called it hooliganism. They condemned the gas station and made over-arching generalizations about the thuggishness of those involved. But, in the past few years, black people may have rioted over social justice. I wanted to expose the hypocrisy of these folks who stood silent when the white thugs rioted over…
If you have any more ridiculous riots,please comment below and we will add it to this list.
After last night’s election, we finally know what Scott Brown was hiding behind his hand… why a miniature State-of-Massachusetts, of course!
Congratulations, Massholes, for becoming the first state to actually elect a schweaty teabagger! I know those squiggly lines above the cape look like waves, but they are actually the rippling folds of smelly ball sack. And though the cape may be getting the worst of it, even the fine residents of Marblehead are affected, as they pick Scott Brown’s pubes from their teeth.
Fortunately, I live in Maryland, home of the great John Waters, and down here we all know the rules…
In the upcoming Massachusetts Senate election, Doug Flutie is looking to throw another Hail Mary.
I definitely support Scott Brown. He would be an independent voice down in Washington. He’s a great family man, a friend, and a guy I trust 100%.
Intriguing! So who is this Republican candidate Scott Brown, and why does Flutie want to put a ball in his end zone?
Cosmo has the definitive profile…
I think it’s safe to say he’s locked up the teabag vote…
because he clearly leans to the right…
and does not support a large stimulus package… (wow, the bad jokes write themselves!)
Hey, Scott, here’s a pro-tip from your friends at All The Hypocrisy: if you only need one hand to cover your junk, why bother?
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Bonus Boston Football-Themed Homoerotica:
Why am I not surprised…
Christ, has Larry Bird weighed in yet? What’s he waiting for?