Category Archives: republican morons

Cleveland Steamer

From my reefer fueled brain up in Maine, this one goes to the heartland of America…in Brooklyn motherfucker!!
Cleveland Steamer

I’m drinking booze staying up late listening to the Majority Report of course!
Listen to the boos Ted Cruz cuz you loser you refused to endorse!

The Roto virus has them all crapping and puking in the garbage pail,
But the Benghazi story keeps on Rockin, they wanna put Hillary in jail,

It’s not enough to call Hillary a bitch
in league with Lucifer, is she ……..a witch?

it’s a Cleveland steamer!

A platform of endless war and gay conversion is not what we need,
These god damn hypocrite sickos don’t even support medical weed,

It’s a good old-fashioned witchhunt.
I hear that Chachi guy even called her a ……….a cunt?

it’s a Cleveland steamer!

Ben, the republican black man

ben the republican black man

This lil diddy is about Ben Carson of course, to the tune of the great song “Puff, the magic dragon”, inspired via twitter

@JimmyReefercake @_michaelbrooks @majorityfm Thanks Comrade Reefercakevilllisten to Glorious majority Report Podcast when I get home

— FREEDOM Liberal (@Communist_Dog) December 18, 2015

AND WITH A GREAT RECEPTION

and request for THE post WAS MADE via facebook.

THATS WHY YOU FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER AND LIKE ME ON FACEBOOK, YOU CAN KEEP UP TYO DATE ON jr AND EVEN CAN GET ME TO DO STUFF!@!

foR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T USE FACEBOOK OR TWITTER, JUST LEAVE A COMMENT RIGHT HERE. caps ON!! FULL SPEED AHEAD!

Ben the republican black man, lives in Maryland,
no longer does he chase his mom with a hammer in in his hand,
A famous brain surgeon, he has a blessed life,
no longer tries to stab his friend with a friggin knife

Ben the republican black man, runs for president,
No government experience, but don’t say that he can’t!
Ben, the republican black man, kinda like Herman Cain
Ben is more soft spoken, yet Ben is more insane,

Ben was asked if he was ruthless enough to do the deed
Of slaughtering innocent children, Ben, said, yes indeed!
Bombs Ben orders will inflict death and pain and strife
Yet Ben said the unborn fetus shall have the right to life,

Ben the republican black man, runs for president,
No government experience, but don’t say that he can’t!
A famous brain surgeon, he has a blessed life,
no longer tries to stab his friend with a friggin knife

ATH Podcast 11-13-15: Ohio Disaster, La Republican, New Temp Tales, and TPP TP

The most action in any 20 minute podcast on earth. We first talk about the failed effort to legalize reefer in Ohio, featuring part of the Captain Marblehead version of “Smoke a Bowl”. Will Cliff Schecter come on the show for 10 minutes to discuss? Next, the La republican song, one of our many majority report tributes. Then we role into the purest Maine comedy sensation with a clip from the newest Temp Tales short movie “Crittah Gittahz II” featuring yours truly. I made it to the big time. Finally look at how fun it is to blog at all the hypocrisy dot com and get a song written about your blog post….inside the making of the TPP TP!

ATH Podcast 10-6-15: Where issa da Bernie, Hillary email, Andy Kindler

We keep it rolling here with the Pope singing, Hillary’s moronic email scandal, and a song for Andy Kindler as played on the Majority Report.

note- I got the new Republican big cheese’s name wrong around 9 minutes in. I called him Taylor, his name is Kevin McCarthy, and my goodness this man is an idiot. Seriously, the male Sara Palin.

ATH PODCAST 9-29-15: Kim Davis, Trump, Fiorina and Time Management

Yet another relaunch of ATH podcast comes with songs about the recent parade of political hypocrisy, and new rules from our shadowy nameless faceless corporate masters are set on time limits for segments. Enjoy!

The GOP Fails to Steal a Seat in Maine House (Milktoast Man)

Here is the statement from our big fat governor liar on the latest GOP attempt to steal an election.

Milktoast Man

Milktoast Man, Milktoast Man, will you ever take a stand?
I ask you do you understand, you only help the Republican,

Paul LePage, is the worst governor in the USA,
The economy sucks and he’s taking more benefits away,
but you take some toast, you let it it soak in millk, and tell me what you get
A mushy mushy mushy mess, when you let that toast get wet,

No more milktoast like I said, take them out to the woodshed,
I think Stephen King agrees, but is it Toby saying more milktoast please?

I just want to know, Toby, are you a republican?

In Long Island all we really know, is that someone really screwed up,
Or made a mistake on purpose, when they picked 21 votes up!
It was the state house republicans, who voted to keep their friggin gal,
I can only wonder if you’re serving up milktoast, to try to be a pal,

No more milktoast like I said, take them out to the woodshed,
Please serve us some lean protein, I’m not saying that you gotta be mean,

I’m just saying….No more Milktoast PLEASE!

Virgil Goode: Totally Insane

totally-insane-04 click here to listen or right click to download song

Take a deep breath everyone. The crazies are back, but I am going to be cautiously optimistic, that they won't be quite as crazy as the last round, in the golden era of war mongering. I'm looking forward to a level of hypocrisy that has a touch less insanity.

I'm looking forward to an era, where they still say crazy things, but perhaps act more rationally? Remember – CRAZY republicans loose, except Paul LePage in Maine, but the guy was homeless as a teen, so it doesn't count, give him a chance, in other news, BLUE DOG Dems Lose

Oh well, here is something positive – Sam Seder is back on the air at

http://majority.fm/

Also, a friend of mine asked me to write a song for Sammy, based on an all time classic republican asshole and hypocrite, Virgil Goode. Don't say it like good, it is pronounced more like goo…or poo.

Reminding me again that Gollum does vote republican.

This guy, hereyah, is one piece of work. In a 4 day marathon hereyah. Say Hereyah! Say Chowdah!! Glad to say Virgil is no longer hereyah in the US House of Representatives.

Here's the short version of the song-

click here to listen or right click to download the song
totally-insane-04