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Bring Back Isolationism

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By Joseph Ballin

5/18/2017 8:56 AM EST

The Rape of Belgium was the first modern propaganda campaign by the British in order to change the opinion of Americans to join the side of the allies during World War I. Films of the dreaded Hun raping Belgium women and bayoneting babies appeared on Americans films. That is not to say there wasn’t atrocities committed by both sides during World War I, but that was not the reason we got into World War I. The real reason was because wallstreet had funded France and United Kingdom during the war and wallstreet wanted those debts paid back.

Germany and Austro-Hungary posed no threat to the United States. What should have happened was both sides should have ceased hostilities with each other and marched back to their nation’s borders, in a similar manner that brought an end to the bloody massacre that was the Korean War. Now, 100 years later, the U.S. State Department, one of the most evil organizations in human history, is “claiming” that the Assad government has killed and burned thousands of bodies in prisons. When I heard this, flashes of the rape of Belgium and Nayirah al-?aba? testifying before Congress that in Kuwait, Iraqi soldiers were “throwing babies out of incubators”.

The similarities between the Syrian Civil War and World War I are so numerous and obvious they could be put into a giant list. Let’s do that:

*Wilson runs for president under the campaign slogan “He kept us out of war”, winning in November 1916, only to betray his voters by declaring war on Germany in April 1917. A 100 years later, Trump runs for president under the campaign slogan of keeping us out of Syria, winning in November 2016, only to betray his voters by declaring war on Syria in April 2017.
*Both Trump and Wilson are authoritarian racists who advocated arresting journalists and establishing surveillance states.
*Instead of the the evil Kaiser, we now have Assad, the so called “butcher” of Damascus.
*There are various interconnecting alliances with contradictory goals among so called “allies”.
*Anti-war movements are marginalized and crushed by the state.

The more things change, the more things stay the same. Since Congress and US presidency no longer abide by US Constitution when it comes to declaration of war, Trump could at any time, use the thousands of US troops currently in Syria since March 2017 to overthrow Assad. We don’t have to be Nostradamus to see what happens next. We already have Iraq and Libya as models of American “liberation” looks like.

Until I see a shed of proof of Assad’s forces burning bodies or using sarin chemicals I do not believe either of them. Even if they were true, I would not advocate intervening in Syria. The only thing we can do to help is take in ALL Syrian refugees since we helped cause this, provide non-lethal aid to Syria, stop funding the so called “rebels”, and advocate some kind of cease fire.

Any new war will lead to decades long occupation by US military forces. We still have troops in Germany, Italy, Japan, and South Korea. Iraq and Afghanistan are almost 20 year old occupations. Imagine if we took all those US troops back home and instead of nation building over there, we start nation building here.

Links:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_non-interventionism

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isolationism

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wellington_House

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_of_Belgium

Lock Them Up: US Government for prison 2017

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William “Ryan” Owens and Nawar al-Awlaki (remember their names)

By Joseph Ballin

5/17/2017 12:05 AM EST

Nixon faced impeachment, not over blowing up the 1968 Vietnam peace deal and extending the Vietnam War, killing millions more people, or bombing Cambodia, or propping up various dictatorships world wide, but because he broke into the headquarters of the Democratic National Committee. It had nothing to do with the REAL crimes of Nixon. As Noam Chomsky pointed, Watergate only happened because Nixon threatened one faction in the capitalist state, the Democratic Party.

Now we are seeing the same thing happen again. Trump has expanded the usage of drones, planning on deploying 3,500 US troops in Afghanistan, thousands of US troops in Syria and Somalia for the first time, giving Saudi Arabia a 100 billion dollar arms deal, supporting various other dictatorships world wide, attacking the sovereign state of Syria over a chemical false flag attack, dropping MOAB in Afghanistan killing unknown number of people, and various other war crimes. And what do Democrats and Republicans have to say about all this? Radio silence.

When Napoleon was defeated, he was exiled to Saint Helena. As a 1919 British report on war crimes note “Napoleon was not charged with having during the Hundred Days carried on war contrary to the usages of civilized nations.” This was mainly because the Great Powers that defeated Napoleon didn’t want to be charged themselves with war crimes if they were defeated. It would only be after World War II, with the modern concept of war crime was further developed with the Nuremberg Trials and the International Military Tribunal for the Far East 1946. And since 1945, US has never been convicted for war crimes in a international war crimes tribunal.

Trump is a lying scumbag piece of human shit. He out right lied, claiming he never told the Russians anything, but later revealed that he did revealed classified information to the Russians about airlines and information about ISIS. Now it is revealed that he fired James Comey for investigating Michael Flynn, not for his handling the Hillary Clinton emails. Since becoming president, Trump has done everything that he criticized Hillary Clinton for and more.

Now how many in MSM or the US government are calling Trump a war criminal who should face life imprisonment without parole? Not a single one I can think of, because that would implicit them as well, along with every living US president. The REAL crimes of Donald Trump will never see an international war crimes tribunal. This is why there is not two parties in the US, but one, the war party. Chris Hedges pointed out correctly when he said “In mainstream discussion, it is either do we bomb Syria or do we bomb Syria and deploy US ground troops?”

Why is murdering thousands of people worldwide via US troops and bombs any less different from a common murder? Democrats and the so called “#Resistance” are not fighting Trump. Why would they fight Trump? Impeaching Trump would be suicide for Democrats because he’s so awful that it will be a Democratic landslide win in 2018 not seen for Democrats since 2008. The people fighting Trump include Code Pink protesting Senate conformation hearings of Trump cabinet picks that Democrats voted for, or protesting as air ports over the Muslim ban, or Sally Hates refusing the orders of Donald Trump. That is the real resistance.

Links:

https://books.google.com/books?id=wISXAwAAQBAJ&pg=PA41&lpg=PA41&dq=napoleon+war+crimes+not+charged&source=bl&ots=4uI65297UM&sig=qLLMaVsXZD-8OEYVdaAA3Xcf7dQ&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwie2pHg_PXTAhXCPiYKHai7B9EQ6AEIVTAI#v=onepage&q=napoleon%20war%20crimes%20not%20charged&f=false

The Crimes of Donald Trump

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By Joseph Ballin

5/13/2017 7:10 PM EST

The one thing I hate most about being American is the hypocrisy of our views towards life and rule of law. This brings me to Donald Jay Trump, a guy you may have heard of. So Trump paints himself as his good moral god fearing Christian man who cares about muh fetuses, while on the side grabbing pussy. However, Trump has no problem dropping drones on innocent people while the orange cunt eats chocolate cake in Mar-a-Lago. I do not know the exact numbers of innocents murdered under the fascist Trump regime. The Obama regime considered any male 16 years or older killed as “terrorists”. It is hard to tell when the US is propping up proxy regimes like Egyptian General Sisi and funding secret covert terrorists in Syria since 2005. If I had to estimate he’s killed at least a couple thousand if not ten thousand innocent people since January 20.

For all the Trump voters out there who thought he was the peacenik to Hillary’s war mongering, where are you now? He’s given the CIA and generals the power to kill anyone at any time and deploy US ground troops to any country at any time. We’ve seen an massive escalation in drone strikes under the Trump regime, along with a $100 billion arms deal for Saudi Arabia. There is a build up of US ground troops in Afghanistan and Iraq, along with deployment of US ground troops in Syria and Somalia. He allowed his generals to drop MOAB on Afghanistan and we still do not know how many people were killed from that strike because nobody has been allowed anywhere near the blast. And he is pushing us towards war with North Korea and Iran, all while striking the Syrian government over a chemical attack committed by the al-Qaeda white helmets. Relations with Russia are at the worst they have ever been and we are already probably in a new cold war with them. Trump’s foreign policy is basically a return back to the times of the Golden Horde.

Again all of this doesn’t mean Hillary was the peace candidate, far from it, but we didn’t have people like Trump supporters out right lying saying she was. If I had it my way I would have Trump, Hillary, Obama, Bush, Bill Clinton, GWB, GHWB, Jimmy Carter, and pretty much almost the entire US government on trial for war crimes against humanity and a sentence of life imprisonment without parole, since I don’t believe in the death penalty. I think Dr. Cornel West summed it up best when he said “That means that a child in Yemen, Somalia, and a child in Pakistan has the same value as a child in Newtown, Connecticut, Southside Chicago, Chinatown, barrio and an Indian reservation. A child is a precious child, no matter what. Somebody’s got to be accountable for that.”

Everyone being treated the same aka equality right? You would think in the good old US of A that would be the case, but equality under the law in US is bullshit. If I kill someone I go to jail, if someone in the US government kills someone they get medals. Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, the near dead fossil and AG for the US, is rebooting the War on Drugs (that never ended since it’s declaration by Richard Nixon), telling prosecutors to seek the “most serious” charges and stricter sentences on the issue of drugs. So smoking a plant winds your ass in jail for life because private prisons demand cheap slave wage labor. Meanwhile wallstreet can steal from us and get tax payer bail out in order to keep the gravy train of capitalism going for another 10 years till the next crash.

“If voting made a difference, they wouldn’t let us do it” said Mark Twain, a man who was centuries ahead of his time. Until we call out the hypocrisy of both Republicans and Democrats we will never been free of this unless cycle of the War on so called “Terror” and War on so called “Drugs.” These wars are actually wars on the poor and non-white people. A lot of so called liberals hated Bush, but where ok with Obama putting a nice face on Bush’s policies. Now with Trump, the nice face has been replaced with an ugly orange turd, which is good for the left in the sense it wakes people up to just how fucked our government is. We need to move past this D vs R bullshit, end all these bullshit wars for profit, and move together as horizontally organized global workers party.

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Links:

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-saudi-idUSKBN18832N

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/05/12/528086525/sessions-tells-prosecutors-to-seek-most-serious-charges-stricter-sentences

ATH Reefercake Reaction Friday Live 4-14-17

thanks Right Wing Mandela and Esha for joining me! We discuss Saudis, Syria, MOAB, Tulsi Gabbard…and ponder Michael Brooks and his anti-Tulsi madness.

Please follow link below and “Tell Congress to act now to Save the Lives of 3 Juveniles” @eshaLegalhttps://medium.com/@eshaLegal/tell-co…

Donnie Trump (Bobbie Brown by Zappa parody w studio guest Chris Lapakko)

Donnie Trump (Bobbie Brown parody w studio guest Chris Lapakko)

As played for Chris Lapakko live on All the Hypocrisy Podcast
C
Hey there people I'm Donny Trump
Am
Popping viagra getting ready to hump
Dm7
My airplane is fast, and I ain’t no wussy,
G
I kiss all the girls and grab them by the pussy

At the beauty pagents I'm acting cool
did I mention Wharton was my business school?
I got a russian whore who wants to make some paper
I'll give her first prize and maybe later I'll rape her
[Chorus]      F
   Oh God I am the american dream
     Em               Am
   President reality TO THE extreme
             Dm7               G
   And I’m A LYING SON OF A bitch 
   Gonna build  big wall and GET REAL rich
   (BUILD A big wall and get real rich)
[Verse 2]
Mike Pence was looking sexy in his business suit
And he said “for an old man, YOU’RE still kinda cute”
I got him doing my PRESIDENTIAL promo,
And none of the JOCKS can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually Mike became a close friend
Sort of drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
As long as I gets a little golden shower
[Chorus]
   Oh God, I am the american dream
   With a spindle up my butt 'till it makes me scream
   Cause I like it real dirty and bad
   I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, Vlad"
(Big bad vlad with your hand up my ass)
      F
   Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic
   Em                       Am
   The Russian whores know I'm a sexual spastic
          F             G
   And my name is Donny Trump,

   Watch me now, I'm getting ready to hump

When White People Riot…

Last week, two racially-charged murders saw to protests and unrest in Milwaukee.  A gas-station owner *stood his ground* and he shot and killed an unarmed black man in his gas-station.  A few days later, in the same locale, a police officer shot a man in the back. The police, as usual claimed, the man had a gun.

Since neither the gas station owner, nor the police officer faced any consequences, Black Lives Matter, protested Milwaukee. During the protest, some people set fire the gas station.  I call it vigilante justice. Some people called it hooliganism. They condemned the gas station and made over-arching generalizations about the thuggishness of those involved.   But, in the past few years, black people may have rioted over social justice.  I wanted to expose the hypocrisy of these folks who stood silent when the white thugs rioted over…

Spring Break
Orange men Parade
Hats
Sandwiches
50 Shades of Gray
Pumpkins
Darts

 

If you have any more ridiculous riots,please comment below and we will add it to this list.

 

 

 

Cleveland Steamer

From my reefer fueled brain up in Maine, this one goes to the heartland of America…in Brooklyn motherfucker!!
Cleveland Steamer

I’m drinking booze staying up late listening to the Majority Report of course!
Listen to the boos Ted Cruz cuz you loser you refused to endorse!

The Roto virus has them all crapping and puking in the garbage pail,
But the Benghazi story keeps on Rockin, they wanna put Hillary in jail,

It’s not enough to call Hillary a bitch
in league with Lucifer, is she ……..a witch?

it’s a Cleveland steamer!

A platform of endless war and gay conversion is not what we need,
These god damn hypocrite sickos don’t even support medical weed,

It’s a good old-fashioned witchhunt.
I hear that Chachi guy even called her a ……….a cunt?

it’s a Cleveland steamer!

Ben, the republican black man

ben the republican black man

This lil diddy is about Ben Carson of course, to the tune of the great song “Puff, the magic dragon”, inspired via twitter

@JimmyReefercake @_michaelbrooks @majorityfm Thanks Comrade Reefercakevilllisten to Glorious majority Report Podcast when I get home

— FREEDOM Liberal (@Communist_Dog) December 18, 2015

AND WITH A GREAT RECEPTION

and request for THE post WAS MADE via facebook.

THATS WHY YOU FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER AND LIKE ME ON FACEBOOK, YOU CAN KEEP UP TYO DATE ON jr AND EVEN CAN GET ME TO DO STUFF!@!

foR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T USE FACEBOOK OR TWITTER, JUST LEAVE A COMMENT RIGHT HERE. caps ON!! FULL SPEED AHEAD!

Ben the republican black man, lives in Maryland,
no longer does he chase his mom with a hammer in in his hand,
A famous brain surgeon, he has a blessed life,
no longer tries to stab his friend with a friggin knife

Ben the republican black man, runs for president,
No government experience, but don’t say that he can’t!
Ben, the republican black man, kinda like Herman Cain
Ben is more soft spoken, yet Ben is more insane,

Ben was asked if he was ruthless enough to do the deed
Of slaughtering innocent children, Ben, said, yes indeed!
Bombs Ben orders will inflict death and pain and strife
Yet Ben said the unborn fetus shall have the right to life,

Ben the republican black man, runs for president,
No government experience, but don’t say that he can’t!
A famous brain surgeon, he has a blessed life,
no longer tries to stab his friend with a friggin knife

ATH Podcast 11-13-15: Ohio Disaster, La Republican, New Temp Tales, and TPP TP

The most action in any 20 minute podcast on earth. We first talk about the failed effort to legalize reefer in Ohio, featuring part of the Captain Marblehead version of “Smoke a Bowl”. Will Cliff Schecter come on the show for 10 minutes to discuss? Next, the La republican song, one of our many majority report tributes. Then we role into the purest Maine comedy sensation with a clip from the newest Temp Tales short movie “Crittah Gittahz II” featuring yours truly. I made it to the big time. Finally look at how fun it is to blog at all the hypocrisy dot com and get a song written about your blog post….inside the making of the TPP TP!

ATH Podcast 10-6-15: Where issa da Bernie, Hillary email, Andy Kindler

We keep it rolling here with the Pope singing, Hillary’s moronic email scandal, and a song for Andy Kindler as played on the Majority Report.

note- I got the new Republican big cheese’s name wrong around 9 minutes in. I called him Taylor, his name is Kevin McCarthy, and my goodness this man is an idiot. Seriously, the male Sara Palin.