Category Archives: reefer madness

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions the Turd

marijuana on the schedule 1 is absolutely absurb

Mandatory minimum sentence laws should be torn up and burned

Eric Holder wrote some memos that are now being overturned,

by Jefferson Beauregard Sessions the Turd

 

ahhh! please don’t be tweeting at me, acting like everything would be great with Hillary,

She never supported legalization, and as a result Trump won over the nation,

now the dems listen to me, better legalize weed, or you’ll be the victim of your own hypocrisy 

don’t you be like

 

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions the Turd
a man widely described and recognized as a human turd.

he’s a human turd, he is a human turd

Jefferson Sessions B’B’B’Beauregard he is a human turd

The Michael Brooks Debate

Madman Michael Brooks,

Over the years, your alpha, Sam Seder has debated countless libertarian callers from  “did Ford know the Pinto would blow up?” to “I should have the right to buy what ever light-bulbs (and slaves) I want!” to Professor Walter Block, and even the great Darryl Perry. Old Matt debated a “Men’s Rights Activist,” and you yourself even debated scholar of Islam – and great fucking guy – Sargon of Akkad. So the question remains, why will you not debate Jimmy Reefercake? Are you not prepared to defend all your different Russia tracks, you smug cuckatude, or your irrational disdain towards Tulsi Gabbard? I look forward to hearing from you this Reefercake Reaction Friday @4:20 ET…

Stop being a cuck!

-Right Wing Mandela

ATH Podcast Reefercake Reaction – Blame it on Trump

I react to Michael Brooks’s reaction to my song “Same Old Crap (Blame it on Trump)”

I challenge Micheal to debate me…..ATH 4-13-17 Reefercake Reaction

Same old Crap (Blame it on Trump)

Its the same old crap in the news, yeah!
Notice a common theme: the poor folks always lose.
I know you want to blame it all on the big bad trumpster,
I’m sorry but I don’t beleive that he’s the only monster,
Hillary should have listened, to what I said we need,
fuck ALL these polticians if they won’t legalize the weed,
like obama could have easily done through executive order.
God bless you obama! you handsome hypocrite
Lets rewrite history so Trump gets blamed for all of it!
Drone strikes, Blame it on Trump!
runaway CIA  Blame it on Trump!
Marijuana still on the schedule 1? Blame it on Trump!
Will Trump raid medicinal providers the way Barack has already done?
Will Sessions throw them all in jail, every single one?
Can’t you see, its the same old crap, then they go on and blame it on trump but they could have avoided this whole mess by electing good folks like Bernie who support legalization unlike that lying hypocrite Hillary, but you go on and blame it on the russians, and the racists, and the greens party and the Jimmy Dore and the libertarians, and the BErnie Bros, and of course me, the jimmy reefercakes

Put Your Faith in a Plant

They told you Hillary Clinton would defeat any old republican, and I told you she can’t, I put my faith in a plant. cus everyone knows she’s a liar, and she’ll set the whole democratic party on fire,

Now they put their faith in potiticians again, I don’t understand, I put my faith in a plant. legalize weed and do it today, grow some weed like friggin hay. And yet you put your faith in poltiticians, and you want to do it again…I say , put your faith in a plant.

What I Got- Reefercake Sublime Parody

Early in the morning
Rise to take a shit
Reading on my iphone
about The latest hypocrite
They say Russia is the reason
The Reason things went wrong
But is Russia also the reason?
why my money’s all gone?
House market inflation
The prices got so high
and when it crashed they bailed out the banks
I should have started a motherfucking riot THEN
[Break]
Well, our president sucks
but thats the one you got
Ima keep on fighting
to legalize pot
Don’t mean no static
just get it off my chest
Never had to battle with no
democrat socialist
Take a small example
Take a tip from me
gotta Take all of your money
use it all to grow weed
Reef is what I got
 It’s within my reach
And the Reefercake style’s
Still straight from OOB
Reefer comes back to you
You’ll get the you deserve
Try and test this bud
Your about to get served
Reef is what I got
And I smoke a whole lot
You’ll feel it when
the dance get’s hot
Reefer,
Is What i got
I said remember that
Reefer,
 Is What I got
 Now remember that
(That’s) why I don’t cry
When the democrats run away
I Don’t get angry
At the bills I have to pay
I don’t get angry
When my mom smokes pot
Hits the bottle
And goes right to the rock
Fuckin’ and fightin’, it’s all the same
Livin’ wit medicinal’s the only way to stay sane
Let the lovin’, let the lovin’ come back to me

ATH 2-15-17 Matt Weiss Herbs work better than words

ATH 2-15-17 Matt Weiss herbs work better than words

I present Matt with his ATH theme song “Matt Weiss, the ebay guy”. The debate with Matt Weiss over whether herbs can work better than words in changing people’s hearts and minds was a clash of titans, and a jolly good time. I confess that I don’t worry about whether my song lyrics push Sam Seder’s buttons, because it’s more fun that way.

ATH 2-13-17 Esha from Twitter

ATH 2-13-17 Esha from Twitter

J30 and I were delighted to have Esha on the show!! Her wit and knowledge about politics and hypocrisy are always welcome, we talk Cory Booker, Majority Report, Jimmy Dore and more!! Majority Report’s Matthew Film Guy talked some smack about another Reefercake democratic party slam / reefer rock song….in short action packed!

When White People Riot…

Last week, two racially-charged murders saw to protests and unrest in Milwaukee.  A gas-station owner *stood his ground* and he shot and killed an unarmed black man in his gas-station.  A few days later, in the same locale, a police officer shot a man in the back. The police, as usual claimed, the man had a gun.

Since neither the gas station owner, nor the police officer faced any consequences, Black Lives Matter, protested Milwaukee. During the protest, some people set fire the gas station.  I call it vigilante justice. Some people called it hooliganism. They condemned the gas station and made over-arching generalizations about the thuggishness of those involved.   But, in the past few years, black people may have rioted over social justice.  I wanted to expose the hypocrisy of these folks who stood silent when the white thugs rioted over…

Spring Break

Deltopia is the annual party at University of California in Santa Barbara.  In 2014, unbeknownst to anyone, police officer was struck in the head with a backpack containing large bottles of alcohol.”The violence escalated and local police requested additional law enforcement personnel from two nearby counties.

“‘They tore about five or six stop signs out of the ground and were holding them in air like weapons almost,’ he says.

“Five more officers were injured during the disturbance. Students also described indiscriminate use of force by police.

“Due to injuries sustained during the riot, 26 people were transported to the hospital.”

Orange men Parade

Thousands of Orange Order members have taken part in parades across Northern Ireland.The 12th of July parades mark the 326th anniversary of King William III’s victory at the Battle of the Boyne in 1690.

Hats

 

The Straw Hat Riot of 1922 was a riot that occurred in New York City. Originating as a series of minor riots, it spread due to men wearing straw hats past the unofficial date that was deemed socially acceptable, September 15. It lasted eight days, and it led to many arrests and some injuries.

YES! 8 days worth of riots for wearing hats past September 15!

White people rioted for wearing hats too long

Sandwiches

Yep! In England, Men rioted over sandwiches. In their defense, they were supposed to get “hot meals” but instead, they were given sandwiches. This riot caused 3 million in damages.

50 Shades of Gray

In Florida, 200-300 teens rioted, damaged property, and uprooted property because they were denied entry to 50 Shades of Gray

Of course, the teens *could* have been acting out a scene in 50 Shades of Gray. Either way, it’s a riot over this:

Pumpkins

One student  named, Steven French, 18, described the chaotic scene to the local paper, The Keene Sentinel, as “wicked.”

“It’s just like a rush. You’re revolting from the cops,” he told the paper Saturday night. “It’s a blast to do things that you’re not supposed to do.”

Other young people shouted expletives at police, started fires in the road, pulled down a street sign and apparently tried to flip over a Subaru, the Sentinel said.

The pumpkin festival is a source of pride for the community of 23,000 people about 80 miles northwest of Boston. Last year, the event set a world record with 30,581 lit jack-o’-lanterns, according to the festival’s website.

Darts

Yes. They had to halt a darts competition, because the people there rioted. WTF?

 

If you have any more ridiculous riots,please comment below and we will add it to this list.