Category Archives: Profiles in Hypocrisy

My Twitter Rage

I love Jimmy Dore, yet listening, makes me even more, ANGRY, at the corporate establishment democrats who refuse to change
Sam Seder, you are the man, but I don’t understand, why you disparage Jimmy, when you should be joining him in the call for change
To anger, I say enough of it, but I’m proven to be a hypocrite, as I unleash my twitter rage at those who have taken to disparaging Bernie
Cynthia Dill!! You make me ILL, your Headline reads “Democrats need to cull the fringe starting with the Bernie Bros”
Let my twitter rage burn!! These Clinton people still haven’t learned, and my twiitter rage burns, on and on and on and on!
Wanting, needing, reading, tweeting, drinking, now I’ve lost control of my twitter rage
I’ve lost control.

Donnie Trump (Bobbie Brown by Zappa parody w studio guest Chris Lapakko)

Donnie Trump (Bobbie Brown parody w studio guest Chris Lapakko)

As played for Chris Lapakko live on All the Hypocrisy Podcast
C
Hey there people I'm Donny Trump
Am
Popping viagra getting ready to hump
Dm7
My airplane is fast, and I ain’t no wussy,
G
I kiss all the girls and grab them by the pussy

At the beauty pagents I'm acting cool
did I mention Wharton was my business school?
I got a russian whore who wants to make some paper
I'll give her first prize and maybe later I'll rape her
[Chorus]      F
   Oh God I am the american dream
     Em               Am
   President reality TO THE extreme
             Dm7               G
   And I’m A LYING SON OF A bitch 
   Gonna build  big wall and GET REAL rich
   (BUILD A big wall and get real rich)
[Verse 2]
Mike Pence was looking sexy in his business suit
And he said “for an old man, YOU’RE still kinda cute”
I got him doing my PRESIDENTIAL promo,
And none of the JOCKS can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually Mike became a close friend
Sort of drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
As long as I gets a little golden shower
[Chorus]
   Oh God, I am the american dream
   With a spindle up my butt 'till it makes me scream
   Cause I like it real dirty and bad
   I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, Vlad"
(Big bad vlad with your hand up my ass)
      F
   Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic
   Em                       Am
   The Russian whores know I'm a sexual spastic
          F             G
   And my name is Donny Trump,

   Watch me now, I'm getting ready to hump

Wikieaks: Hillary Clinton Thinks Walmart is Essential for Democracy

 

In the Wikileaks latest batch of Releases, Hillary Clinton in Paid Speech Part 1, her staffers annotated problematic paid speeches. In November 4, 2013, she gave one of her Paid Speeches, to London Drugs.  Here are some uber idiotic things even Donald Trump wouldn’t say

Walmart Essential for Democracy
Indians need Walmart To learn how to Store Grain

 

Human Rights Crisis

Human Rights Crisis

The leaders of Saudi Arabia, are in many ways just as bad as ISIS.
public flogging, chopping heads off, executing children, its a human rights crisis,

the god damn united nations
must be a fraudulent organization,
The human rights commission,
sure seems like an odd position,
did they appoint Saudi Arabia the head,
to protect the human right to make other people dead?
sure seems like it to me
another display of human hypocrisy

the hypocrisy could not be clearer,
Than in the story of ali muhamed nimr,
the young boy was sentenced to die,
for protesting the government, that’s why

So come out to Dag Hammarskjold Plaza in New York City,
Friday, august 19th, at 1 pm,
We’d like our country to pressure the Saudis to exhibit some Human Rights
after all they are the god damn leader of the UNited Nations human rights commission, so it would make sense to stop with the publicly flogging, chopping heads off,
and at least stop with the executing of children,

O Teddy Cruz

A bit of a backlog here, but I wanted to let the new author’s essay stay on top for a bit…see below.. OH SNAP!!

O Teddy Cruz
O Teddy Cruz
His birth in Calgary!

Now in the USA, he seeks to take command
With Iowa won his stock will riSE,

A Harvard twit is he.
From far and wide,

O Teddy Cruz, the Cuban Huckabee!
Duck Dynasty is a devotee!

He won Iowa and he is the Cuban Huckabee!
O Teddy Cruz, all the hypocrisy!

ATH PODCAST 9-29-15: Kim Davis, Trump, Fiorina and Time Management

Yet another relaunch of ATH podcast comes with songs about the recent parade of political hypocrisy, and new rules from our shadowy nameless faceless corporate masters are set on time limits for segments. Enjoy!

Hillary (“Royals” cover)

I purposefully decided not to mention the email address thing, Next week I will have a song, specifically about the email address thing and I am leaning towards believing this is most certainly the end of Hillary’s candidacy and why that is a GOOD THING FOR THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY……HOWARD DEAN STYLE AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hillary (Royals cover)

Living in the white house is her wish,
She cut her teeth on getting beaten, by Obama,
chicken hawk in a fancy dress,
Put putin down, with a Hitler reference.

they still talk about
dirty old man, a cigar and an intern,
don’t care if fracking makes water burn
Fibs of fire Bosnia, its a cable news wet dream.

this is all about,
Hillary Clinton pissing off the chauvinists,
They all pretend she’s a radical socialist,
We don’t care, about her husbands love affairs.

Will they ever beat Hillary?
They say it can’t be done.
Bernie Sanders would be best,
But he fails that corporate test,

Let them buy our ruler,
choice of the fracking company,
let Hillary Rule,
cuz its american apathy

Ooh ooh oh

there’s no choice, or so it seems,
She’s already been crowned queen.
Ooh ooh oh,
Can you blame the apathy,
Towards our democracy.

Will they ever beat Hillary?
They say it can’t be done.
Bernie Sanders would be best,
But he fails that corporate test,

Let them buy our ruler,
We can call her queen Hillary,
let Hillary Rule,
cuz she’s american royalty.

Who is More Evil…Glenn Beck or Glenn Danzig?

First of all facebook is pretty evil. It reduces everyone to quick bites of what is on your mind instead of the full hearty meal that a blog like ATH provides. A facebook status post of “what is on your mind” comes down to a sentences or two at best. The only things that really gain any traction in such a limited format are pop culture references or just randomly funny statements “keep f@cking that chicken”. Or in Dick Vinegar’s case the location and beverage on his weekly summer vacation. But the real danger of facebook is in the lost man hours due to snooping around at pictures of acquaintances and old friends. Clicking…looking…clicking… (allright, I may have spent 1/2 hour writing this blog, but at least I have somehting to show for it for crying out loud!!)

On the other hand for sharing pics and vids of the kiddies facebook is real nice. Facebook also has some cool features, one of which is the ability to create a poll. This is the first one I have put together- Who is More Evil…Glenn Beck or Glenn Danzig?

So far most people agree with me that Glenn Beck is more evil. Please take the poll to ensure the opposition is crushed.

I randomly typed in Glenn Beck is Evil into youtube and here comes this gem below. Notice what an absolute lying hypocrite this guy is!! And what is more evil than pure hypocrisy?

Then you have Glenn Danzig. Outwardly evil, sure, he is a bit violent in the typical macho-man mold, and sure, his songs refer sex, and even….Satan? Check out the clip below…it begins with a hilarious account of Danzig’s grocery list…and ends with the famous clip of him getting knocked out while arguing with a roadie at a show. The grocery list is just a bonus here.

Lets give Danzig one more chance to beat out Beck for the evil crown. Check out this super evil spooky danzig interview-

And here are some really drunk Danzig fans.

We’ve seen a lot about Glenn Beck fans in the previous post on the 9-12 march. The scary thing about Glenn Beck fans is I do not believe they are drunk.

So tell me my friends…Who is More Evil…Glenn Beck or Glenn Danzig?