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Shitty Candidate Forum

I don’t give a fuck about Matt Laur,
He’s not the one seeking presidential power,
The real problem here,
is the politics of fear,
and the fact that we have two shitty candidates,

Hillary loves the generals, and her voice puts a chill into my spine,
Hillary sure loves Isreal, and dropping bombs on Palestine,

Trump loves the generals too, but not the ones that got reduced to rubble,
Trump loves Putin and he says he’ll keep Russia out of trouble,
which is bullshit, but on the other hand for Hillary to hype up the fear of Russia, when supposedly we have a common enemy in ISIS, yet Hillary says destroying ISIS is the number one priority, sometimes it seems to me that Hillary uses violence and regime change and intervention as a solution every chance that she can…but in summary…

I don’t give a fuck about Matt Laur,
He’s not the one seeking presidential power,
The real problem here,
is the politics of fear,
and the fact that we have two shitty candidates,

don’t blame me, I voted for Bernie.

Shitty Candidate Forum

Wolf Like Hillary (Its True)

Wolf Like Hillary (Its True)

I said vote Bernie
If you love this country
to cure the malady
Of income inequality

Got a curse she cannot lift
Hillary’s position shifts
she’s a friend of Goldman Sachs
she’s the queen of the hypocrites

Bought and sold the media are
they said Bernie wouldnt get too far
before the transformation took
the strangle hold on the party shook,

Their minds would change
If they explained election fraud
we lost the game
because they played as if they’re God
X2
Establishment I hear their take!!
on Bernie bros and reefercake!!
I’m listening to the freelancers!!
when I’m looking for the real answers!!
Hillary we recognize!!
Has s hideous past to hide!!!
And she supports the fracking guys!!
its true, true, true, true!

Cleveland Steamer

From my reefer fueled brain up in Maine, this one goes to the heartland of America…in Brooklyn motherfucker!!
Cleveland Steamer

I’m drinking booze staying up late listening to the Majority Report of course!
Listen to the boos Ted Cruz cuz you loser you refused to endorse!

The Roto virus has them all crapping and puking in the garbage pail,
But the Benghazi story keeps on Rockin, they wanna put Hillary in jail,

It’s not enough to call Hillary a bitch
in league with Lucifer, is she ……..a witch?

it’s a Cleveland steamer!

A platform of endless war and gay conversion is not what we need,
These god damn hypocrite sickos don’t even support medical weed,

It’s a good old-fashioned witchhunt.
I hear that Chachi guy even called her a ……….a cunt?

it’s a Cleveland steamer!

Just Laugh

What’s the appropriate reaction to the rise of Donald trump today?
Should I be angry or sad, or should I just laugh it all away?
And Bernie Sanders with all those great ideas for tomorrow
If Hillary wins with her mind control, will I drown myself in sorrow?
I’ll Drink pitchers of beer, and stuff my face at the local pizzeria,
I’ll get so worked up about the Clinton machine that it will give me diarrhea,
I’ll get so depressed about Donald Trump and his racist rants,
I’ll get in a fight with some meatheads and probably piss my pants.
Diarrhea and pissing my pants, that’s what the future holds,
Crying and cussing and bitching, as the end of the world unfolds,
But these negative thoughts are filling my mind and there’s only so much space,
So on second thought, I’ll just laugh it off, and keep a smile on my face,

“This land is my land” the cult of Cliven Bundy theme song

The crazy Bundy kids and friends in the bird sanctuary were finally rounded up. I hope this song did not help inspire the religious fervor, because one of those dudes was killed. I was trying to be sarcastic!

This Land is My Land

       C                       G

As I went walking, that ribbon of highway,

       D                    G

Thats when I found me, a bird sanctuary,

        C                  G

A wildlife refuge, made perfect for me,

D                              G

I’m the kin of the great Cliven Bundy

       

This land is my land, this land is my land,

Cause in Nevada, born the legend of Cliven,

Cause Bundy stood strong, and the feds faltered,

This land was made for me and me.

 

Always carrying an AK 47,

If the feds kill me, I’ll to heaven,

But can I beat them, like father Bundy

Singing, “This land was made for me and me”

 

This land is my land, this land is my land,

Cause in Nevada, born the legend of Cliven,

Cause Bundy stood strong, and the feds faltered,

This land was made for me and me.

It remains to be seen, will the feds falter in court, as the legendary song states? Here is the latest on the Cliven Bundy madness.

 

 

The Official Donald Trump Jam

You notice whats going on here – The reefercake winter 2016 song vault is being released one song at a time in reverse chronological order…. I had the opportunity to collaborate with the USA Freedom Kids….I hope that Trump doesn’t fund their lawsuit against me – Fair Use I say!

Official Donald Trump Jam

 

O Teddy Cruz

A bit of a backlog here, but I wanted to let the new author’s essay stay on top for a bit…see below.. OH SNAP!!

O Teddy Cruz
O Teddy Cruz
His birth in Calgary!

Now in the USA, he seeks to take command
With Iowa won his stock will riSE,

A Harvard twit is he.
From far and wide,

O Teddy Cruz, the Cuban Huckabee!
Duck Dynasty is a devotee!

He won Iowa and he is the Cuban Huckabee!
O Teddy Cruz, all the hypocrisy!

Hillary Clinton is “Above All That”

Above All That

She thought she would be president, instead of just the wife,
Of the horny president who acted like a jerk,
But In both public and private sectors in real life,
You are required to use the email address that they give you for work,

C
But Hillary, showed everyone she was above all that,
She’s a fancy pantsuit lady, she’s a big old fat cat,
Her privacy is more important than just the average schmuck,
She’ll do what she pleases and she don’t give a fu…!

Please understand, I stand behind the woman’s liberation,
I’d be happy to see a different woman run this nation,
And I find it a comical to excuse her and blame it on her staff,
as if it wasn’t her decision, man, thats quite a laugh,

C
Yes Hillary, showed everyone she was above all that,
She’s a fancy pantsuit lady, she’s a big old fat cat,
Her privacy is more important than just the average schmuck,
She’ll do what she pleases and she don’t give a fu…!

no sweet sweet Hillary.

Hillary (“Royals” cover)

I purposefully decided not to mention the email address thing, Next week I will have a song, specifically about the email address thing and I am leaning towards believing this is most certainly the end of Hillary’s candidacy and why that is a GOOD THING FOR THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY……HOWARD DEAN STYLE AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hillary (Royals cover)

Living in the white house is her wish,
She cut her teeth on getting beaten, by Obama,
chicken hawk in a fancy dress,
Put putin down, with a Hitler reference.

they still talk about
dirty old man, a cigar and an intern,
don’t care if fracking makes water burn
Fibs of fire Bosnia, its a cable news wet dream.

this is all about,
Hillary Clinton pissing off the chauvinists,
They all pretend she’s a radical socialist,
We don’t care, about her husbands love affairs.

Will they ever beat Hillary?
They say it can’t be done.
Bernie Sanders would be best,
But he fails that corporate test,

Let them buy our ruler,
choice of the fracking company,
let Hillary Rule,
cuz its american apathy

Ooh ooh oh

there’s no choice, or so it seems,
She’s already been crowned queen.
Ooh ooh oh,
Can you blame the apathy,
Towards our democracy.

Will they ever beat Hillary?
They say it can’t be done.
Bernie Sanders would be best,
But he fails that corporate test,

Let them buy our ruler,
We can call her queen Hillary,
let Hillary Rule,
cuz she’s american royalty.

Its Cold

A shout out to my buddies at O’Chang Comics for inspiring some of the salty arctic animal language in this little diddy.

negative friggin 15 this friggin morning. loaded up the friggin pellets, turned the brasky up to high.
Its Cold

’cause Its Cold,
yeah, Its cold,

and I hope you’re staying warm,
the plastic on my porch is torn,
I’m plowing and my back is sore,
saying hammer down, bub, give it the corn,

its colder than a polar bear’s touch hole.
its colder than penguin’s tit,
so cold that my old man moved to florida,
said I friggin had enough of it,

I hope your staying warm,
I gotta fix that crack in my door,
i’m plowing and my back is sore,
hammer down, bub, give it the corn,

’cause Its Cold,