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My Nemesis: Michael “the Brooklyn Bubble Boy” Brooks

Imagine a world where Donald Trump himself called me and my friends dumb. Trumpie himself just starts calling out me, Jimmy Dore, Tim Black, HA Goodman, the Sane Progressive, Jamal Thomas, Nico House, Joe Ballin, Joe 30-pack, Coolcat, labels us all the “dumb dumb left”. If Donald gave me any attention like that, you can be sure I would spend ALL my time attacking him in return in a war of words, song, and the general mayhem known as “All the Hypocrisy Podcast”.

The same would go true if any of the other dark figures on the “alt-right” internet called me and my friends at allthehypocrisy.com dumb.  I would sling my words at them. Plenty of ammunition when it comes to hypocrisy that I could use on these people. But, sadly, no republicans are shitting on me and my friends.

Michael Brooks shits on us. Brooksy is not an evil hateful figure, but he chooses to call me and my friends out as dumb, for no other reason than to make himself appear smart. Its’s part of his act- cloak himself as a “true progressive” while shitting on the other progressives for being dumb. His divisive strategy is entirely selfish. He wants his viewers to feel comfortable in a bubble of arrogant contempt. Everything he says is tailored around this theme. That’s the world I live in. Brooks is the monster I will have to deal with. He wants to mock what we are doing here at all the hypocrisy dot com. I have warned him many times to drop his “dumb dumb left” bullshit. I was happy for him to start a show of his own. I do not watch TMBS. I decided to ignore him for a while and let his show grow without my involvement, but he never stops with the bullshit I hear on the Majority Report. Brooksy lives off of insulting all the various “tracks” that existing and his narrow “brooklyn bubble boy” track is the only way to steer clear of his insults. Many times he will insult the viewpoint of someone who is white or sounds a certain way, then you will hear a person of color speak the same thing and he will let it pass.  Brooks breaks this rule when he routinely insults Tim Black.

Here is the insane thing about Brooks. Although in theory we agree on most all issues, his viewpoints seem to always be formed in a way that will annoy me. He hates everything that I love, everything that gives me hope.  For example, in classic Hill-bot form, (although Brooks likes to score points by putting down Hill-bots he acts like one all the time), Brooksy likes to put down Tulsi Gabbard.

There are so many reasons that I love Tulsi Gabbard, and yes she is nice looking! And she has a great delivery of speeches, and she is also very clever with interviews and questions. The people of Hawaii love her even more than I do. She speaks out against “regime change wars” and she is for legal weed. If you like Barack Obama, then you better love Tulsi, but Brooksy shows his true colors by shitting on her. Its pathetic.

The door is always open for Brooks to come on “All the Hypocrisy Podcast” to defend his selfish and divisive viewpoints, but he refuses to to so. That is what pisses me off more than anything. The appearance of bravado that Brooksy displays does nothing to hide his cowardice. He pretends that my web site does not matter, nor to my views. All that matters is that he stays well insulated in his comfortable Brooklyn Bubble.

Let this post serve as notice to Brooks and his ilk. We are ready to defend out principles. We have been ahead of the curve. We knew Hillary had no chance of winning WHEN IT ACTUALLY MATTERED!!! There is no excuse for nominating Hillary Clinton.

So whatever this issue at hand, you can trust those people who were ahead of the curve in the past. We must throw out the people who pretend to be smart and start listening to those who have a fucking track record. That was the whole idea of how Obama beat Clinton. We won’t accept people who voted for the Iraq war.

I don’t fear a debate because my philosophy is consistent, and history rarely proves me wrong, and if it does I try to EMBRACE WHAT I WAS WRONG ABOUT AND REVISIT MY THINKING!!!!   But this shit-head Brooks was saying dumb dumb left before Hillary lost, and he is still saying it afterwards.

 

The hypocrisy heard round the world

By Joseph Ballin 11/21/2017 4:45 AM EST

When I heard that Roy Moore was a rapist pedophile, I can’t say I was shocked. How many more (no pun intended) times do we have to hear about a Christian evangelical who wears his (and I do mean his) religion on his shoulder as a holy roller, only to be revealed to be a fraud? What I don’t get is why I haven’t heard the name Dennis Hastart brought up once during all this? Dennis Hastart was the LONGEST Republican Speaker of the House ever, period. And decades prior to that, revealed only after he left the speakership, that he had molested little boys as a football couch. Keep in mind as Speaker of the House, Dennis Hastart brought up and voted in favor of the 2004 and 2006 constitutional amendments to ban same-sex marriage in the US Constitution. Roy Moore is also another Bush Jr. era leftover crazy. Prior to Roy Moore being outed a rapist pedophile, Republicans seemed to be perfectly ok with supporting this piece of shit subhuman. Let’s take a look at some of the crazy batshit insane shit that Roy Moore said that should ban him from being elected dog caughter:

* Roy Moore in 2005: Homosexual “conduct” should be illegal
* Roy Moore in 2017: 9/11 was god’s judgement on America
* Roy Moore in 2005: Opposes repealing Jim Crow era segregationist amendments to the Alabama State Constitution
* Roy Moore on Barrack Obama: Obama was born in Kenyan, spreading the racist birther conspiracy theory
* Roy Moore in 2003: Removed from the Alabama Supreme Court for trying to keep up the 10 commandment statutes
* Roy Moore in 2016: Removed from the Alabama Supreme Court AGAIN for not enforcing same-sex marriage ruling
* Roy Moore in 2006: Keith Ellison shouldn’t be seated because he’s a Muslim
* Roy Moore doesn’t believe non-Christians are protected by the 1st amendment
* Roy Moore is a creationist and climate change denier
* Roy Moore is a Israeli apartheid supporter
* Roy Moore thinks DACA recipients should be deported
* Roy Moore has voted CONSITENTLY against rape victims and in favor of rapists
* Roy Moore casted the sole vote in favor of a man who raped a four-year-old

And that’s just the tip of the ice berg. So let me give you the short version, Roy Moore is a Nazi long before this pedo stuff broke and all these Republicans who endorsed him BEFORE the pedo story broke, but ceased to do so afterword’s are gigantic hypocrites.

And another thing that’s really hypocritical is Donald “Gram em by the pussy” Trump. I’ve seen two tweets from Donald Trump about Al Franken’s sexual misconduct, but none one tweet or one word about Roy Moore, or even his own past comments like “when you are a star they let you do it.” If it was a black person he would spend the next couple centuries tweeting and attacking them because Trump’s cracker racist to his core. Billy Bush, at the time an anchor for Access Hollywood, was fired for that tape, but if you a Republican presidential candidate you are punished by being elected president. What does that tell you about Republican voters and their views towards women? All these vermin who spent decades ranting about gays, or immorality, Bill Clinton being impeached over a blow job, banning sex toys, etc. And fast word to 2017 and the modern day Christian right can be summed up that they were just full of shit the whole time. And yet they will still pretend they are the party of GWAD!

GOP = Grand Old Pedophiles

Donnie Trump (Bobbie Brown by Zappa parody w studio guest Chris Lapakko)

Donnie Trump (Bobbie Brown parody w studio guest Chris Lapakko)

As played for Chris Lapakko live on All the Hypocrisy Podcast
C
Hey there people I'm Donny Trump
Am
Popping viagra getting ready to hump
Dm7
My airplane is fast, and I ain’t no wussy,
G
I kiss all the girls and grab them by the pussy

At the beauty pagents I'm acting cool
did I mention Wharton was my business school?
I got a russian whore who wants to make some paper
I'll give her first prize and maybe later I'll rape her
[Chorus]      F
   Oh God I am the american dream
     Em               Am
   President reality TO THE extreme
             Dm7               G
   And I’m A LYING SON OF A bitch 
   Gonna build  big wall and GET REAL rich
   (BUILD A big wall and get real rich)
[Verse 2]
Mike Pence was looking sexy in his business suit
And he said “for an old man, YOU’RE still kinda cute”
I got him doing my PRESIDENTIAL promo,
And none of the JOCKS can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually Mike became a close friend
Sort of drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
As long as I gets a little golden shower
[Chorus]
   Oh God, I am the american dream
   With a spindle up my butt 'till it makes me scream
   Cause I like it real dirty and bad
   I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, Vlad"
(Big bad vlad with your hand up my ass)
      F
   Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic
   Em                       Am
   The Russian whores know I'm a sexual spastic
          F             G
   And my name is Donny Trump,

   Watch me now, I'm getting ready to hump

Golden Shower (Trump Russian Prostitutes Urinate Video Exclusive Story)

The legislative body sure could use some curing,
They’ve served up a poo sandwich with a steamy cup of urine,
the russian whores on a hotel bed drenched and soaking wet!
and Donald Trump elected, how much lower can we get?
they’ve formed a new religion, a right wing sect of pagans,

they’ll sacrifice our future to the ghost of Ronald Reagan,
they say that if you bring their taxes, just a nickel down,
they’ll be showering the nation with their steamy trickle down.
the working class is carrying this country on our backs,
we suffer from inflation, yet we pay the highest tax,
They provide the golden shower, they refine the gas,
they make sure at the gas pump we all take it in the ass,
low taxes on the wealthy, who seek to keep their power,
in exchange they promise a steaming golden shower,
like russian whores on a hotel bed drenched and soaking wet!
Donald Trump elected, how much lower can we get?