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Donnie Trump (Bobbie Brown by Zappa parody w studio guest Chris Lapakko)

Donnie Trump (Bobbie Brown parody w studio guest Chris Lapakko)

As played for Chris Lapakko live on All the Hypocrisy Podcast
C
Hey there people I'm Donny Trump
Am
Popping viagra getting ready to hump
Dm7
My airplane is fast, and I ain’t no wussy,
G
I kiss all the girls and grab them by the pussy

At the beauty pagents I'm acting cool
did I mention Wharton was my business school?
I got a russian whore who wants to make some paper
I'll give her first prize and maybe later I'll rape her
[Chorus]      F
   Oh God I am the american dream
     Em               Am
   President reality TO THE extreme
             Dm7               G
   And I’m A LYING SON OF A bitch 
   Gonna build  big wall and GET REAL rich
   (BUILD A big wall and get real rich)
[Verse 2]
Mike Pence was looking sexy in his business suit
And he said “for an old man, YOU’RE still kinda cute”
I got him doing my PRESIDENTIAL promo,
And none of the JOCKS can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually Mike became a close friend
Sort of drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
As long as I gets a little golden shower
[Chorus]
   Oh God, I am the american dream
   With a spindle up my butt 'till it makes me scream
   Cause I like it real dirty and bad
   I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, Vlad"
(Big bad vlad with your hand up my ass)
      F
   Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic
   Em                       Am
   The Russian whores know I'm a sexual spastic
          F             G
   And my name is Donny Trump,

   Watch me now, I'm getting ready to hump

Golden Shower (Trump Russian Prostitutes Urinate Video Exclusive Story)

The legislative body sure could use some curing,
They’ve served up a poo sandwich with a steamy cup of urine,
the russian whores on a hotel bed drenched and soaking wet!
and Donald Trump elected, how much lower can we get?
they’ve formed a new religion, a right wing sect of pagans,

they’ll sacrifice our future to the ghost of Ronald Reagan,
they say that if you bring their taxes, just a nickel down,
they’ll be showering the nation with their steamy trickle down.
the working class is carrying this country on our backs,
we suffer from inflation, yet we pay the highest tax,
They provide the golden shower, they refine the gas,
they make sure at the gas pump we all take it in the ass,
low taxes on the wealthy, who seek to keep their power,
in exchange they promise a steaming golden shower,
like russian whores on a hotel bed drenched and soaking wet!
Donald Trump elected, how much lower can we get?