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Who is More Evil…Glenn Beck or Glenn Danzig?

First of all facebook is pretty evil. It reduces everyone to quick bites of what is on your mind instead of the full hearty meal that a blog like ATH provides. A facebook status post of “what is on your mind” comes down to a sentences or two at best. The only things that really gain any traction in such a limited format are pop culture references or just randomly funny statements “keep f@cking that chicken”. Or in Dick Vinegar’s case the location and beverage on his weekly summer vacation. But the real danger of facebook is in the lost man hours due to snooping around at pictures of acquaintances and old friends. Clicking…looking…clicking… (allright, I may have spent 1/2 hour writing this blog, but at least I have somehting to show for it for crying out loud!!)

On the other hand for sharing pics and vids of the kiddies facebook is real nice. Facebook also has some cool features, one of which is the ability to create a poll. This is the first one I have put together- Who is More Evil…Glenn Beck or Glenn Danzig?

So far most people agree with me that Glenn Beck is more evil. Please take the poll to ensure the opposition is crushed.

I randomly typed in Glenn Beck is Evil into youtube and here comes this gem below. Notice what an absolute lying hypocrite this guy is!! And what is more evil than pure hypocrisy?

Then you have Glenn Danzig. Outwardly evil, sure, he is a bit violent in the typical macho-man mold, and sure, his songs refer sex, and even….Satan? Check out the clip below…it begins with a hilarious account of Danzig’s grocery list…and ends with the famous clip of him getting knocked out while arguing with a roadie at a show. The grocery list is just a bonus here.

Lets give Danzig one more chance to beat out Beck for the evil crown. Check out this super evil spooky danzig interview-

And here are some really drunk Danzig fans.

We’ve seen a lot about Glenn Beck fans in the previous post on the 9-12 march. The scary thing about Glenn Beck fans is I do not believe they are drunk.

So tell me my friends…Who is More Evil…Glenn Beck or Glenn Danzig?

YouTube Ruined the Preakness

No more outside drinks, fuckos!

“We believe that … in changing the alcohol policy there is more opportunity for people who may or may not have come to this in the past to have a more pleasurable experience,” Chuckas said.

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“I’m a little upset right now,” Kowalewski said. “This is our Mardi Gras. Sometimes it gets out of hand, but it’s ours. … I really think they’re going to have a remarkable drop-off of fans.”

Sadly, Kowalewski’s right.  For those who don’t know, the Preakness infield is essentially a giant drunken orgy.  It’s decadent and depraved.  And there’s really no other reason to be down there.  If you think you’ll be seeing horses, you’re in for disappointment.  (Fortunately, “the price of titties is at an all time low!”)

I’m reasonably certain it’s videos like this that provided the cover for Pimlico management to kill a Baltimore institution in order to make a few extra bucks at concessions.  (Let’s not forget they’re effectively taking that money out of the pockets of locals who energetically hustle beer coolers back and forth on commission. It’s the de facto tax white people have to pay to defile a black neighborhood.  Now… who’s gonna collect?)

Sorry, white people!  At least you still have Mardi Gras…