Bay State Tea Bag

After last night’s election, we finally know what Scott Brown was hiding behind his hand… why a miniature State-of-Massachusetts, of course!

Congratulations, Massholes, for becoming the first state to actually elect a schweaty teabagger!  I know those squiggly lines above the cape look like waves, but they are actually the rippling folds of smelly ball sack.  And though the cape may be getting the worst of it, even the fine residents of Marblehead are affected, as they pick Scott Brown’s pubes from their teeth.

Fortunately, I live in Maryland, home of the great John Waters, and down here we all know the rules…

  • Madman

    Did you hear his acceptance speech? He’s pimping out his daughters! They’re ‘available’ he says. I think he’s going to cast that 41st vote in a red silk robe.

  • Pinko

    Can someone post Stevens dissenting opinion from today’s insane ruling (can’t do this from my iPhone)….brown will be the first of 60 new corporate er, I mean, republican senators. Right now we need Grayson to turn green and rip his shirt open. Otherwise, we can form a caravan up to Ottawa and camp in my inlaws’ backyard until we settle in and find jobs and a place to live. How about an anti-hypocrisy commune? Who’s in?

  • M.Uila

    It’s 90 pages worth of dissent, but it’s here if you feel like digging for nuggets.

  • Pinko

    1:28 am….couldn’t fall asleep either? After watching countdown and maddow i was jus lying in bed fuming. Is this bizzaro world? I think this should command 90 pages in every blog and newspaper today!

  • Jimmy Reefercake

    perhaps this is the final nail in the air america coffin.

    they were soft anyways…

    http://airamerica.com/

  • Pinko

    Funny, I posted that same video on Facebook to try and rally people to vote. Then I remembered I only have two FB friends from Mass….one of which is my wife.

  • Madman

    Holy shit this is fucking depressing. This is the country we live in…corporate stranglehold on the media, no chance of breaking into the big radio networks with a liberal viewpoint. Unfettered legalized bribery of our representatives on a truly massive scale, no chance of real representative democracy. The Democratic caucus desperately scrambling to find procedural loopholes around the constitution to push a thoroughly crappy politically suicidal bill that is essentially a massive government handout to the insurancy industry…wow, I had no idea the week of January 17th 2010 would be the week that American democracy died.

    If we don’t see a major piece of legislation this session that fundamentally changes campaign contributions, I believe that liberal ideology in America will fade into oblivion by the end of this decade.

  • M.Uila

    Just for the record, since it’s not getting any love, I want to say how proud I am of my cock and balls art. Granted the dick size is too generous, but I think I really captured the essence of Brown’s bloated scrotum. You should probably expect more and more homemade nutsack art as things get worse from this point forward. Apologies in advance…

  • Madman

    My bad. Truth is, the cockandballs art had me laughing hysterically before I started ranting. true story