50 Freaky Shades of the United States

If moms are reading porno books, well, maybe, yes, I can,
Next thing you know, Joe Sixpack is my biggest fan,

But these tea party politicians are all clones.
jackasses in glass houses throwing stones,

there are 50 freaky shades of the united states,
and a million difference ways that congress masturbates,

John Boehner is the ringleader of this freak show,
He says I’m shutting down the government, pass the Merlot,
Like Osama bin laden drunk on the bourbon,
They got the terror business down, sans the turban,

there are 50 freaky shades of the united states
and a million difference ways that congress masturbates,

Its the hypocrisy that I despise,
got a message to tell about government lies,
got weed in the lungs, got music in the ears,
I’ll write another song if you buy me a couple beers.