Pooping Out of Your Mouth

Govna LePage, you’re so full of it,
Got your mouth open with your foot in it,
You’re always pissed off, always mad,
There’s a reason why your breath smells so bad,
You got so much poop inside of you, you gotta let it out,
So keep on pooping, pooping, pooping, out of your mouth!

Govna LePage, you sure are hated,
Are you all bound up and constipated?
funded by out of staters from the south,
squeezing out turds through your mouth,
You got so much poop inside of you, and you gotta let it out,
So keep on pooping, pooping, pooping, out of your mouth!

Pooping Out of Your Mouth

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Tea Party Patriot

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a tea party patriot, short and stout,
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Listen to him whine, listen to him pout.
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When he sees an immigrant, hear him shout!
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Go pick my oranges, get the heck out!

a tea party patriot, waving the flag,
conversion therapy, so he won’t be a fag,
the gay is deep inside him, locked down tight,
He must repress it with all his might,

a tea party patriot, waving his gun,
He thinks assault rifles are lots of fun,
But if he gets steamed up, we better run,
He may freak out and kill everyone.

a tea party patriot, drinking his beer
but the stance on marijuana, not so clear,
he hates the hippies cuz they love everyone,
and they wear their hair long and have too much fun.

Tea Party Patriot

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Smarter than You

They say smoking weed will make you dumb, thats not true,
They hear a stoner voice and the words don’t make it through,
You think your’s smarter than me,
But I’m smarter than you,

You want to see how I did on my SATs?
You want to see my fancy degrees?
You want to treat me like a freak with some kind of disease?
Well, I disagree.
I’ll do what I please,

They say smoking weed will make you dumb, thats not true,
They hear a stoner voice and the words don’t make it through,
You think your’s smarter than me,
But I’m smarter than you,

Smarter Than You

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Blame Weed

Whether its sex, drugs, alcohol, whatever, you know they’re gonna find a way to blame weed.

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Marijuana is the nations number 1 cash crop,
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But scapegoating the weed still will not stop
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You’ve got the outright haters, but thats not all, whats more,
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The liberal trojan horse, is behind the other door,

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But They don’t care what we need,
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They don’t care what we need,
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for every problem they’ll Blame Weed

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So blame weed for your alcohol problem!
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SO blame weed it made you smoke cigarettes!
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So blame weed for all that sniffing of cocaine,
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So blame weed for the needle that your sticking in your vein,

Blame weed for cheetos, and big fat sodas,
blame weed for crime and pollution!
If your workforce fails to make the quotas,
testing everybody’s piss as if thats the real solution,

But They don’t care what we need,
They don’t care what we need,
for every problem they’ll Blame Weed

Blame Weed

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The Vasectomy Loophole

Its not a religious objection to birth control,
this is a requirement for vagina control,
gotta control that hole!

They said Sex for pleasure is a bad thing, so very shameful,
But thats not if it falls within the Hobby Lobby vasectomy loophole,
With a vasectomy and a bottle of viagra you have prepared your penis,
And all the women you have sex with will call you a genius,
The ladies don’t have the pill, but night and day, their boots are a knocking,
Sex to enjoy with the vasectomy ploy, how very shocking!

Its not a religious objection to birth control,
this is a requirement for vagina control,
gotta control that hole!

So all the dudes got vasectomys, and the girls made it a habit,
to sneak back in the hobby lobby storage room and do it like rabbits,
until A dateline special revealed the greatest disgrace, there was genetic matter in the store all over the place,
It was an outrage that spread from town to town, And every hobby lobby was finally shut down.

Its not a religious objection to birth control,
this is a requirement for vagina control,
gotta control that hole!

The Vasectomy Loophole

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The Pundit Bunch

Hey everybody, there’s a civil war breaking out in war Iraq! you know what that means! lets get out the hypocrisy meter and welcome that same old crew of pundits! Ladies and gentlemen, its the Pundit bunch,

its the story of right wing pundits,
they helped start these very deadly wars,
on TV trotting out the same old liars,
spewing out the same crap as before,

its a story of the war on terror
they sell it just like the war on drugs,
justifying torture, surging, and all sorts of ways to act like thugs,

until the one day when these pundits have no platform,
but they get airtime for a reason, thats my hunch,
propaganda for the police state fascists pigs,
thats the way they all became the pundit bunch,

The pundit bunch, the pundit bunch,
its the same old right wing pundit bunch!
The Pundit Bunch (11 year Iraq war)

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Jimmy Reefercake Supports Troy Jackson for Congress

Andy O’brien puts it well, “Pragmatic Progressive” of Orono & “Tom Joad” of the Allagash Vie for Democratic Nomination”

You want to know more about your candidates…take control of the situation and badger your radio station through social media. Don Cookson can call me a “one trick pony”, someone who “hides behind the name of Jimmy Reefercake” but as long as he asks the question I hold no grudge. All I can give is thanks for asking! That’s what being effective is all about Reefercake style. Thanks to Don, I got to the bottom of the Democratic primary race for Congress. Troy Jackson is the man for the job. Emily Cains waivers on marijuana legalization, while Troy Jackson keeps and open mind. Here is an interview with Troy.

And here is his inspirational speech at the Democratic convention.

This guy is a real deal hypocrisy buster and fighter for the working man. Good luck, Troy!