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Don’t Grow Up and Become Another Hypocrite
Don’t Grow Up and Become Another Hypocrite
You gotta grow up, stop looking like a slob,
You gotta grow up, and get a real job
But don’t grow up and become another hypocrite, like rest of them
You can lie to your kids about santa claus,
But you can’t lie about marijuana laws,
So don’t grow up, repeating those lies,
Don’t become the hypocrite you despise,
But if you have to grow up then please don’t become, another hypocrite.
75 years of prohibition,
this story is getting old,
Its because all our politicians,
Have been bought and sold.
You gotta move up with the social mobility,
But you better watch out for that well informed futility,
And don’t grow up and become another hypocrite, like rest of them did.
Legalize Marijuana
Paulie Madman and I break down the effort to legalize marijuana and the lies that the anti reefer crowd keeps spinning in order to slow down the inevitable. All this with many Reefercake songs sprinkled throughout is a recipe for success that can not be denied. Long live Reefercake nation!
The News Today
Amin Emin
I’m not sure if I even want to read the news today,
G Dmin
Because something even worse happens, every single day,
Amin Emin
I’m not as scared of getting shot or of a terror attack,
G Dmin
As I am of this country and how we might react.
Sandy hook massacre was horrifying,
yet weapon sales keep on climbing,
A bomb at the Boston marathon,
totally insane stuff going on.
A plant blows up half a Texas town,
Please turn off the news, its bringing me down.
every single day,
I’m not sure if I even want to hear the news today,
Because something even worse happens, every single day,
If weed was legal, what would it be like?
If weed was legal, what would it be like?
If weed was legal, what would it be like?
just go to Washington or Colorado, and you’ll find out.
So if you want to know, what its like, its pretty plain to see,
Washington and Colorado are mighty fine places to be,
Just open your mind and turn off the radio, well, at least turn off the tv,
just go to Washington or Colorado, and you’ll find out.
If weed was legal, what would it be like?
If weed was legal, what would it be like?
thank you, Washington and Colorado, I love you.
If anyone from Texas to Maine, is still asking what its like,
Don’t watch TV, don’t listen to lies, just jump on your motorbike,
Or get on the bus, get on the train, take yourself a real long hike,
just go to Washington or Colorado, and you’ll find out.
People also Complained When the Slaves Were All Freed
Maybe there is some misunderstanding about this line from my latest song “Its Hard to be Jimmy Reefercake”. I guess if you are a reefer-hating poser, you might want to jump on the line, and make me seem like a big jerk. The line could be misinterpreted it to say that I am equating marijuana Prohibition with slavery.
The point of the line is that people are always going to complain when you grant other people freedom of any kind, regardless of whether its total freedom, or simply the freedom to consume the products that you enjoy. That is because people are generally aholes who like to feel superior to others.
its hard to be jimmy reefercake
I was once a dumb kid, bought nickelbags in the hood,
now I’m a middle aged man who just thinks reefer is good.
But I gotta be afraid of who I tell.I sincerely believe legal weed would be great,
but the world is what it is, so full of fear and hate,
I even gotta be afraid to be myself.
now I’m a middle aged man who just thinks reefer is good.
But I gotta be afraid of who I tell.I sincerely believe legal weed would be great,
but the world is what it is, so full of fear and hate,
I even gotta be afraid to be myself.
but i tell you this, reefercake nation keeps on going on,
same old crap legalization song,
you know its true, sometimes its hard to be jimmy reefercake.Over half of all Americans think prohibition should end,
But our elected hypocrites still seem to pretend,
That legal weed is gonna bring on all hell.I hear people complain that I’m glorifying weed,
People also complained when the slaves were all freed,
So why should I be afraid to be myself?thats why Reefercake nation keeps going on,
same old crap legalization song,
you know its true, sometimes its hard to be Jimmy Reefercake.
sometimes its still hard to be, sometimes its so hard to be Jimmy Reefercake.
same old crap legalization song,
you know its true, sometimes its hard to be jimmy reefercake.Over half of all Americans think prohibition should end,
But our elected hypocrites still seem to pretend,
That legal weed is gonna bring on all hell.I hear people complain that I’m glorifying weed,
People also complained when the slaves were all freed,
So why should I be afraid to be myself?thats why Reefercake nation keeps going on,
same old crap legalization song,
you know its true, sometimes its hard to be Jimmy Reefercake.
sometimes its still hard to be, sometimes its so hard to be Jimmy Reefercake.
“Just like regular kids”
In the wake of this horrible tragedy, I’m just waiting for the conservative aholes to blame the terrorist bombing on reefer. The prediction has been made…perhaps we could have a pool on which right wing pundit ahole does so first… I take Howie Carr! Here is a reference to reefer in an interesting article about people who knew this kid in high school.
Another acquaintance said she knew Dzhokhar from the University of Massachusetts-Dartmouth. She said he had a group of “maybe four or five” Russian-speaking friends whom he was never without. “All I really knew of them was that they smoked weed and liked to party, just like regular kids. Jahar was such a sweetheart.”
Ironically, when read in context, the person making the statement sounds accepting of reefer, and if anything she is having a hard time with the fact that someone who liked reefer could commit this horrible act. When I think about it, I kind of agree. Reefer is the least violent drug of all. But this kid may have had psychotic tendencies, which would make reefer a bad fit. Who knows if he even smoked the reef? But, mark my words this will be mentioned by conservative aholes.
Its also really strange how the person refers to Jahar as a sweetheart. As this point he appears to be a murderous bastard.
4-20 Celebration
I am looking forward to the podcast and this 4-20 celebration reefer madness style features a very special french horn solo. You can feel the emotion of the horn in every note. Rock On!!!
happy 4-20 everybody,
its a reefercake nation celebration
Washington and Colorado recreation
don’t worry Oregon, it won’t be long til you will too be singing this happy song
The governor of Maine is totally insane,
but if we legalize the weed I guess I can’t complain,
people pissed at the government, how can you blame them?
with all these innocent people in cells that contain them!
Its true no matter what you do,
its reefer madness.
happy 4-20 everybody,
FRENCH HORN SOLO!!!!!
Pissed Off Old Folks
Hey Obama, don’t you care about the old folks?
daggone CPI!
Obamacare cuts to medicare, even though they were explained as improvements in efficiency
were easily percieved by the elderly, as hogwash, cuts to the benefits that they receive,
especially considering that many find what medicare gives them already, already to be stingy,
now obama, you are talking about cuts to social security, and old folks like, him and her and you and me,
Pissed off old folks, god dangit!!
Pissed off old folks, god dangit!!
Pissed off old folks, god dangit!!
Rule this country, they RULE!
The Digital Age: Trolls and Sensitive People
Every now and then I come up with a random rant / moment of clarity. I record it in writing in a five minute fury full of typos and jibberish….this is one of these moments. Lets do it grumpy old man style, with memories of my childhood.
Back in my day as a 3rd grader, just a young lad, if I wanted to tease girl, I would make up a silly rhyme, like “Smelly Kelly” or draw a silly note or picture…nowadays we got the facebook and when some dumbass kid verbally attacks another kid on the internet, it can actually really hurt that kid’s feelings a lot more…just the simple fact of the digital age and that EVERYONE can see it brings a magnitude to the pain. All I am trying to say, we are humans doing the same kind of stuff we have always done, but now we have computers, and somehow everything is magnified.
I was also thinking about how I used to love to make mixed tapes. There was nothing sweeter than the yellow and block boom box I had with the TWO TAPE DECKS!! You could borrow people’s tapes and copy them, there was no talk of copyright. All of the sudden with the advent of computers and the internet, and Napster was rocking out and it became a huge controversy, what a big deal all the sudden.
I will conclude by recommending that we all chill out. If people want to make rude statements on the internet, they only make themselves look bad.
The trolls want you to be sensitive, they love that. You are better off to just ignore them.
If people want to copy music, big friggin’ deal! Thats why you make music, so people can listen. You want to sell albums, then start an Indiegogo campaign and start begging like the rest of us.
@Marcorno scores Tweet of the Week!
Is @jimmyreefercake so famous that I shouldn’t strive to chill on a J with him someday? @majorityfm #makeawish
— Marc Zyla (@Marcorno) April 6, 2013
Because He Lied
Starting a war on St. Patricks Day are we? Well, thats no way to get
into the pearly gates, now, is it?
I don’t reckon we’ll forget it.
Because he lied, all those people died,
Bush, cheney and the neocons, Fox news shock and awe telethon,
this bloody oil war, remember what it started for,
Because they lied, all those bombs fell from the sky,
Now he paints watercolors, he’s taking baths to wash away his sins,
He waged a war of blunders, a web of lies caused their lives to end.
Because he lied, all those people died,
He knew he couldn’t tell the truth to make us willingly send our youth
To war, what for? What the hell are we fighting for anymore?
It was to get the oil money, It wasn’t ’bout the WMD.
Now he paints watercolors, he’s taking baths to wash away his sins,
He waged a war of blunders, a web of lies caused their lives to end.
Its not about regret, this is about repent.
promises broken, DUBYAH, broke the oath of a president.
do you realize? you’ll always be despised.
for your lies!!! your lies!!
@ItheMissingLink TWEET OF THE MONTH! HYPOCRISY AT ITS FINEST!
Anti-#MMJ #Rethuglicons lawmaker in NY now arrested & charged with possession of pot rawstory.com/rs/2013/03/15/… … #Vaporize
— ancientgatekeeper (@ItheMissingLink) March 15, 2013
Soda
I might make fun of Bloomberg for being short in this song, but I did not call him a ”soda nazi”. That would be in poor taste. Only the Seinfeld “soup nazi” was
able to pull off that kind of title.
I am not a fan of high fructose in general, and I like a small soda myself, especially Red Bull, which uses real sugar, no pork barrell corn shit. I like a small can, but this big soda ban is a joke. However, if you were to legalize weed first…you may have enough good standing that I would allow you to get into soda cup sizes. In honor of St. Patrick’s day, its a slippery slope to limiting the size of a mug of beer, and that would give me concern.
Mayor Michael Bloomberg, doesn’t like tall sodas,
16 ounces, is his maximum quota, of all your sodas,
The mayor is man who stands 5 foot 8,
He wants to ban tall sodas throughout the state,
He’s small so its big tall soda he hates,
I wish he would just stay at home and masturbate,
don’t like that soda, soda, soda, soda, soda
dr pepper, coca cola,
my favorite soda, soda, soda, soda, soda, soda, soda,
dr pepper, coca cola,
Carbonated water, fructose corn syrup,
and or sugar, they don’t even know, and we don’t even care,
Fatty is a man who thinks that soda is great,
he drinks a lot of soda and stay up late,
He likes the sugar he likes the caffeine,
one day he dreams to own his own soda machine,
dreams of soda, soda, soda, soda, soda, soda,
but fatty’s dreams of soda turned into a nightmare, when he awoke too
obese to rise from his own bed, and unable to get any more soda.
Droning on about Drones
A shout out to the salad days of ATH, when the pun in the title was the key to success! Rand Paul is droning on about drones!
Well, good for him in actually doing an old fashioned filibuster like a man!! Bringing attention to the issue, and of course, attention to his own charm and prowess….the libertarian who lurks in the wings hungry for a 2016 presidential run.
whats my take? I’d say that we better get used to the fact that our big powerful government uses only the best military hardware….how else could they keep up with the weaponry available to civilians? I think the more important issue is whether the government kills any innocent people, whether it be by drone or bayonet, they are going to choose their method. I’d on the side of killing less innocent people in general. Know what I’m sayin’?
More exciting than the droning on, how about you listen to my drone song!
Germo (Schecter Style)
If I can ever break away from my normal life for a Reefercake tour, I will def take Germo up on
his offer of raviolis and wine. Here is Germo (Schecter Style)
I think Germo liked it!
@jimmyreefercake Jimmy thanks so much for the terrific song! Excellent. I made it on @majorityfm thanks to you! Hope get together real soon!
— Gerard Gleason (@Germo5) March 1, 2013
Actual Human Beings Score the Tweet of the Week
@jimmyreefercake @germo5 Fantastic,
JRC! Germo is a great caller! Great song on Friday, brother!
— Actual Human Beings (@ActlHumanBeings) February 24, 2013
Ronald Reagan’s Golden Shower
Ronald Reagan’s Golden Shower w special message
The legislative body sure could use some curing,
They’ve served up a poo sandwich with a steamy cup of urine,
on the recieving end of it, we, the 99 percent,
Who beg these Reagan Pagans, will you please repent?
they’ve formed a new religion, a right wing sect of pagans,
they’ll sacrifice our future to the ghost of Ronald Reagan,
they say that if you bring their taxes, just a nickel down,
they’ll be showering the nation with their steamy trickle down.
the working class is carrying this country on our backs,
we suffer from inflation, yet we pay the highest tax,
They provide the golden shower, and they refine the gas,
they make sure at
the gas pump we all take it in the ass,
low taxes on the wealthy, who seek to keep their power,
in exchange they give you a steaming golden shower,
the truth is, if we raise their taxes, just a nickel up,
we’ll be job creating, building brdges, really fix things up,
Kai, Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker, Saves the Day
I think this video pretty well captures the state of today’s society. Bad killer crazy racist guy says
he is Jesus. Homeless hippy saves the day. Life is poetry.
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