Ben, the republican black man

ben the republican black man

This lil diddy is about Ben Carson of course, to the tune of the great song “Puff, the magic dragon”, inspired via twitter

@JimmyReefercake @_michaelbrooks @majorityfm Thanks Comrade Reefercakevilllisten to Glorious majority Report Podcast when I get home

— FREEDOM Liberal (@Communist_Dog) December 18, 2015

AND WITH A GREAT RECEPTION

and request for THE post WAS MADE via facebook.

THATS WHY YOU FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER AND LIKE ME ON FACEBOOK, YOU CAN KEEP UP TYO DATE ON jr AND EVEN CAN GET ME TO DO STUFF!@!

foR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T USE FACEBOOK OR TWITTER, JUST LEAVE A COMMENT RIGHT HERE. caps ON!! FULL SPEED AHEAD!

Ben the republican black man, lives in Maryland,
no longer does he chase his mom with a hammer in in his hand,
A famous brain surgeon, he has a blessed life,
no longer tries to stab his friend with a friggin knife

Ben the republican black man, runs for president,
No government experience, but don’t say that he can’t!
Ben, the republican black man, kinda like Herman Cain
Ben is more soft spoken, yet Ben is more insane,

Ben was asked if he was ruthless enough to do the deed
Of slaughtering innocent children, Ben, said, yes indeed!
Bombs Ben orders will inflict death and pain and strife
Yet Ben said the unborn fetus shall have the right to life,

Ben the republican black man, runs for president,
No government experience, but don’t say that he can’t!
A famous brain surgeon, he has a blessed life,
no longer tries to stab his friend with a friggin knife

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ATH Podcast 11-13-15: Ohio Disaster, La Republican, New Temp Tales, and TPP TP

The most action in any 20 minute podcast on earth. We first talk about the failed effort to legalize reefer in Ohio, featuring part of the Captain Marblehead version of “Smoke a Bowl”. Will Cliff Schecter come on the show for 10 minutes to discuss? Next, the La republican song, one of our many majority report tributes. Then we role into the purest Maine comedy sensation with a clip from the newest Temp Tales short movie “Crittah Gittahz II” featuring yours truly. I made it to the big time. Finally look at how fun it is to blog at all the hypocrisy dot com and get a song written about your blog post….inside the making of the TPP TP!

The TPP is not for me?

No, its not a jobs bill, it won’t help us compete with China and it won’t reduce the trade deficit. As Joseph Stiglitz notes during his great interview with Democracy Now this week, the administration’s hypocrisy selling this abomination is boundless.  The TPP is of, by, and for the corporate oligarchy and it will make things much worse for working class Americans…check out the interview, great stuff

Joseph Stiglitz, Democracy Now 10-15

 

ATH Podcast 10-25-15: Hillary Benghazi Distraction and an Invitation to Hypocrisy Bloggers

Attacking Hillary just helps her more. She is like a black hole of hypocrisy. I sing about the 11 hour Benghazi waste of time. Sam Seder ponders the possibility of a very sweaty conspiracy on the Majority Report. I put out a call to those interested in talking about hypocrisy or blogging at ATH dot com. This invitation is especially for those with some kind of credentials….for example those loyal members of the Majority Report. Whoever you are, email me at jimmy dot reefercake at gmail dot com and let me know a little about yourself and why you want to blog or podcast on ATH. Cheers!

ATH Podcast 10-22-15: Political Hypocrisy with Steven Weiss, Democratic Debates, Ben Carson

Steven Weiss wrote a piece on the political virtues of hypocrisy and I interview him to learn more and express my concerns about hypocrisy in politics. The Democratic Debate exposes Hillary as a hypocrite but the masters of debate declare her the winner. Michael Brooks at majority.fm agrees that Laurence Lessig should have had a seat at the debate. Ben Carson is a weird dude, with a lot of support.

ATH Podcast 10-6-15: Where issa da Bernie, Hillary email, Andy Kindler

We keep it rolling here with the Pope singing, Hillary’s moronic email scandal, and a song for Andy Kindler as played on the Majority Report.

note- I got the new Republican big cheese’s name wrong around 9 minutes in. I called him Taylor, his name is Kevin McCarthy, and my goodness this man is an idiot. Seriously, the male Sara Palin.

ATH PODCAST 9-29-15: Kim Davis, Trump, Fiorina and Time Management

Yet another relaunch of ATH podcast comes with songs about the recent parade of political hypocrisy, and new rules from our shadowy nameless faceless corporate masters are set on time limits for segments. Enjoy!

Horse Carriage Ban and Jimmy Challenges David Cross

In this winter episode, we freeze our jibbles off as we expose the hypocrisy and lies behind the moronic proposed NYC Horse Carriage Ban and after David Cross puts down my song I Challenges David Cross to a song-writing battle.

NYC Horse Carriage Ban and Jimmy Challenges David Cross

Shout outs this week go to:
-the Majority Report with a call to vote for them as the NUMBER 1 political podcast.
-the Stoned Socialist Podcast
-O’Chang Comics for the Maine Style Funnies!
-David Cross

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Hillary Clinton is “Above All That”

Above All That

She thought she would be president, instead of just the wife,
Of the horny president who acted like a jerk,
But In both public and private sectors in real life,
You are required to use the email address that they give you for work,

C
But Hillary, showed everyone she was above all that,
She’s a fancy pantsuit lady, she’s a big old fat cat,
Her privacy is more important than just the average schmuck,
She’ll do what she pleases and she don’t give a fu…!

Please understand, I stand behind the woman’s liberation,
I’d be happy to see a different woman run this nation,
And I find it a comical to excuse her and blame it on her staff,
as if it wasn’t her decision, man, thats quite a laugh,

C
Yes Hillary, showed everyone she was above all that,
She’s a fancy pantsuit lady, she’s a big old fat cat,
Her privacy is more important than just the average schmuck,
She’ll do what she pleases and she don’t give a fu…!

no sweet sweet Hillary.

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Hillary (“Royals” cover)

I purposefully decided not to mention the email address thing, Next week I will have a song, specifically about the email address thing and I am leaning towards believing this is most certainly the end of Hillary’s candidacy and why that is a GOOD THING FOR THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY……HOWARD DEAN STYLE AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hillary (Royals cover)

Living in the white house is her wish,
She cut her teeth on getting beaten, by Obama,
chicken hawk in a fancy dress,
Put putin down, with a Hitler reference.

they still talk about
dirty old man, a cigar and an intern,
don’t care if fracking makes water burn
Fibs of fire Bosnia, its a cable news wet dream.

this is all about,
Hillary Clinton pissing off the chauvinists,
They all pretend she’s a radical socialist,
We don’t care, about her husbands love affairs.

Will they ever beat Hillary?
They say it can’t be done.
Bernie Sanders would be best,
But he fails that corporate test,

Let them buy our ruler,
choice of the fracking company,
let Hillary Rule,
cuz its american apathy

Ooh ooh oh

there’s no choice, or so it seems,
She’s already been crowned queen.
Ooh ooh oh,
Can you blame the apathy,
Towards our democracy.

Will they ever beat Hillary?
They say it can’t be done.
Bernie Sanders would be best,
But he fails that corporate test,

Let them buy our ruler,
We can call her queen Hillary,
let Hillary Rule,
cuz she’s american royalty.

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