Andy Kindler Theme Song

With a Jew like Andy Kindler, you can’t go wrong,
His ancestors wrote The God Bless America song,
A true Obamabot, Andy believes Obama can never be wrong.

Andy Kindler!!! Dot Com!
You made me laugh so hard that I made you your own theme song!
Thats, Andy Kindler!

Andy Kindler

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Framing the Debate on Libertarian Values

I am guessing the response to my tweet will be crickets, so let this post serve as the meat of my argument for those who want to know.

UPDATE::: this is where the update goes when I do get a response LOL!

We know we are right about the fundamental need for progressives, liberals, and libertarians to unite. We all know that a hypocrite of any color can’t be trusted. Consider a Democrat like Hillary Clinton. Her sometimes aggressive tone in foreign affairs leads to violence, the fundamental hypocrisy being that she feels we can be aggressors, while other countries such as Russia must be weak and obedient to our desires. Then consider a republican like Rand Paul, his hypocrisy could be the fact that he is in the Republican party. The Republican party has never followed through on their occasional libertarian leaning statements. Then you got Chris Christie, this guy is just a big fat lying ahole. Just as bad are the rich independents like Michael Bloomberg, or even Eliot Cutler. Eliot, do you really think Maine can handle another 4 years of LePage, just so you can have a platform in this race? As GWB stammered…”Fool me once…can’t git fooled again.”

The thing we all despise is the lies, the hypocrisy, and all kinds of oppression. What we struggle with is how to convince the politicians, the pundits and other media hot shots to stop putting each other down long enough to attend to the obvious hellish wrongdoings of this police state. At least give people credit for the issues that you agree with them on and then hold them accountable to at least try make it happen when they are elected.

As a consumer of political media through the internet, my tastes are refined from years of listening to great talkers like Sam Seder, Russ Belville, Pat Lamarche, Thom Hartmann, Stephanie Miller, Randi Rhodes, etc. I even listen to freaks like Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh when I drive on the terrestrial….and I even listened to the hilariously crazy Alex Jones a few times just to get a taste of the madness and learn more about male vitality pills and food that lasts for decades. Just listening to my stories, and by the grey in my beard I have seen the gridlock and failure as evidence that we not moving forward. The powers that be have succeeded in dividing and conquering. These media types are fueled by hatred. They are ever more skilled at keeping a flame to the fire of political bickering. Think about this. With almost every news event, even natural disasters for crying out loud, the story immediately comes out with two realities and a fresh round of barbs to throw at the opposition. In the frenzy of insults we forget to attend to the very simple changes that WE ALL AGREE UPON. While the Fox news pundits may say things that are utterly retarded, mean, and sometimes racist, the Democratic schill pundits often bemoan libertarians as “crazy freedom lovers…they are to to blame for the existence of our predatory economic system”. In the next breath they may even go on to say how outraged they are by NSA spying, Marijuana Prohibition, and the growing militarized Police State. Then comes a thinly veiled insult to stoners for only caring about weed legalization. I guess these schills would have us believe that somehow legalization is attached to a cut in welfare or tax cut for the rich, when in fact these issues would obviously be dealt with separately. The only thing legalization does is let more people take part in the economy to start legitimate businesses, bring in tax revenue, and best of all we can innocent people free and no longer harass people for weed…there are even more side benefits, such as the drop in violent crime we have seen Colorado. I could go on

With that said, how do we frame the debate? There are clearly 2 directions that reasonable progressive people can take in order promote change, and win elections with regard to libertarians:

1. The typical Democrat schill: Malign all Libertarian ideals and people without making the important distinction between civil liberties that we all agree on and so-called “economic libertarianism”, that is more a fiction of Aynn Rand. This is the direction that Sam Seder takes most of the time.
2. The direction that I recommend, “hypocrisy busting”: Embrace libertarian ideals and people, while making clear the distinction between libertarians who are primarily motivated by civil liberties like ending marijuana prohibition. Call out the specific republican libertarians that you despise, as hypocrites, or “not really a libertarian”. This is the direction that Sam Seder takes, but only when backed into a corner.

As an example of Sam Seder getting backed into a corner, consider that time I called majority.fm and took him to task for not giving Ron Paul any credit for his stance on marijuana:

As you hear in the video of my call to Sammy, in the end, he resorts to a twisted argument about the fact that States rights is such a dangerous horrible thing and all the states will make weed illegal, and thats what Ron Paul wants….um, ok, dude, whatever. Maybe Sammy would be better served by stating that Ron Paul’s campaign manager, Mike Heath, went on to lead the failing effort in Maine against gay marriage. I would have said, hell yeah, that guy is a hypocrite on gay marriage. No freedom for the gays. So why not bust them on the real hypocrisy. If a libertarian passes the test on hypocrisy, then why not give them some props?

It’s not as simple as libertarian: bad or good. It’s about the way you approach people with different points of view, and with this police state, you will not see an end to Libertarian values. The evidence is right in front of us all. We are spinning out of control into massive government spending on war and profiteering, all at the expense of the most vulnerable, and on the backs of the hard working good people of this country.

Sam Seder, my Jewish friend, consider that you can embrace Jewish values without supporting the bombing of schools and the horrible conditions that Israel perpetuates in Gaza. I’d suppose the most militant Israelis also consider themselves the most Jewish, but do they represent Jewish values? Is there really something in the Jewish Bible that supports what they are doing in Gaza or have they perverted the religion? You can also embrace Libertarian values without supporting the twisted Aynn Rand based fictional economic plans that Republicans roll out under the guise of free markets and libertarian ideals. We live in a world where everyone is fractured, and it seems like the powers that be tend to drive the faction that they control towards the extremes in reaction to the other factions. You can observe a divide between Libertarians and Jews that in some ways is a reflection of itself, and in both cases the stereo-type applied from one to the other is controlled by the meanest and loudest voices. Libertarian outrage over the conflict in Gaza and the US support of this horror show is real. Zionist reaction to ANYONE who opposes their use of force is also very real. Redneck racist libertarians who are drawn to the gun issue, with anti-semitic impulses are also a real thing. So what to we do, condemn all Jews and Libertarians, or should we try to salvage the goodness, nourish what good is there, and trim away the bullcrap hypocrisy that always seems to fester up in circles of power.

Another famous call I made to Sammy, ended with Sammy telling me to do my homework…you see I had found this facebook page called “progressive libertarianism” and they use a quote from nobel prize winning economist Hayek, which put Sammy in a tizzy. Hopefully, you can read this, and understand that my homework on libertarian values is now done.

Today (Ferguson, Missouri)

Today, Today, the police state grows today,
They shot Micheal Brown down, in Ferguson Missouri,
My progressive, liberal, and libertarian friends,
MUST work together, to make this CRAP end,
and Today, Today, this police state must end today.

These tears are real, hand me a tissue,
yet you still to complain, that weed is my pet issue,
prohibition gives police a way to harass,
something as common as just smoking grass.
in Colorado with safe and legal mary jane,
we see drop in violent crime, a drop in the pain,
a boost in tax dollars, talkin let it rain,
but the hypocrites are always sure to complain,
they complain about the dangers of selling legal weed,
just like people complained when the slaves were all freed,

yeah, today, stop this police state today

When police walk the streets with malice and hate,
the violence is guaranteed to escalate.
Like the night at the bar with the fake ID,
That cop didn’t take to kindly to me,
We are all afraid, we know the cops don’t play,
thats why at the Phish concert I ran away,
my buddy uila got busted out in Roanoke,
while I was hanging with him trying to get a smoke,
Its was the stuff from down on Seton street,
Down in DC me and puff daddy would meet,
He’d have 10 nickelbags of shitty brick weed,
For the next couple weeks probably what I’d need,
Its the law of numbers, I guarantee,
the city dealers end up in penitentiary,
A police state we live in where justice is sold,
I say legalize it now, before we all get old!

Today, Today, this police state must end, Today.

Today (Ferguson version)

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Friggin Theme Song

I’m gonna sing a song about theme songs,
Superstar callers get their own theme song,
Cheney in the Bushes, Germo, the one and only Don,
When they call, aren’t you supposed to play that song?
Whats the matter, is the friggin theme song is too long?
If thats the case, then just play a little piece of the song,
Ready to go right before the friggin call is on,
Why else do you think I made a frigging theme song?
And I would be glad to make another frigging friggin theme song,
Yeah, Nate from Texas, he deserves himself a theme song!
Jay Tingle, that man should get a friggin theme song!
Triangle Bill, a moral monday theme song!
But why would I make another friggin theme song?
If you don’t play the frigging, the friggin, friggin, theme song!
I am right, if you disagree, you are wrong!
just play the god dang mother friggin theme song!Friggin Theme Song

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Pooping out of Your Mouth (Netanyahu)

Netanyahu, you cruel ahole,
what your doing in Gaza is shameful,
you talk about cutting off the tunnels of terror,
when you kill civilians, you pretend you care,

you got so much poop inside of you,
you got to let it out out out,
so keep on poopin, poopin, poopin, out of your mouth!

Netanyahu, why all this killing,
Israelite, why are you so willing?
to commit crimes like blowing up a school,
Then you go on deny, what I say is true,

you got so much poop inside of you,
you got to let it out out out,
so keep on poopin, poopin, poopin, out of your mouth!Pooping out of Your Mouth (Netanyahu)

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It Stops Today

Today! TODAY,
this violence stops today!
They choked Brother Garner out
Let us learn from this I pray.

harrassing black men, is where it begins,
Brother Garner, rest in piece, because now it ends,
TODAY, I said TODAY,
Let this violence STOPS TODAY.

To all you NYC rich big city clickers,
You bunch of Michael Bloomberg bootlickers,
With your fancy clothes and your mocha latte.
You thought stop and frisk would work out ok
New York city cops are inflicting the pain,
You never see crap like that up here in Portland Maine,
Hell, we even legalized recreational mary jane,
you can’t even smoke medical, how insane!

today, I said today,legalize marijuana today!

the police state is growing, its scary man
thats why My label is progressive libertarian,
And violence is something that I most MOST despise,
And just look at that video with your own damn eyes.

I said Today! I said TODAY,
this violence stops today!
THEy choked Brotha Garner out
There is now way that that is ok

harrassing black men, is where it begins,
Brotha Garner rest in piece, because now it must end,
TODAY, TODAY,
I said This violence must STOP
This violence must STOP
TODAY.

It Stops Today

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Pooping Out of Your Mouth

Govna LePage, you’re so full of it,
Got your mouth open with your foot in it,
You’re always pissed off, always mad,
There’s a reason why your breath smells so bad,
You got so much poop inside of you, you gotta let it out,
So keep on pooping, pooping, pooping, out of your mouth!

Govna LePage, you sure are hated,
Are you all bound up and constipated?
funded by out of staters from the south,
squeezing out turds through your mouth,
You got so much poop inside of you, and you gotta let it out,
So keep on pooping, pooping, pooping, out of your mouth!

Pooping Out of Your Mouth

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Tea Party Patriot

a d a
a tea party patriot, short and stout,
d a e
Listen to him whine, listen to him pout.
a d a
When he sees an immigrant, hear him shout!
d e a
Go pick my oranges, get the heck out!

a tea party patriot, waving the flag,
conversion therapy, so he won’t be a fag,
the gay is deep inside him, locked down tight,
He must repress it with all his might,

a tea party patriot, waving his gun,
He thinks assault rifles are lots of fun,
But if he gets steamed up, we better run,
He may freak out and kill everyone.

a tea party patriot, drinking his beer
but the stance on marijuana, not so clear,
he hates the hippies cuz they love everyone,
and they wear their hair long and have too much fun.

Tea Party Patriot

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Smarter than You

They say smoking weed will make you dumb, thats not true,
They hear a stoner voice and the words don’t make it through,
You think your’s smarter than me,
But I’m smarter than you,

You want to see how I did on my SATs?
You want to see my fancy degrees?
You want to treat me like a freak with some kind of disease?
Well, I disagree.
I’ll do what I please,

They say smoking weed will make you dumb, thats not true,
They hear a stoner voice and the words don’t make it through,
You think your’s smarter than me,
But I’m smarter than you,

Smarter Than You

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