Horse Carriage Ban and Jimmy Challenges David Cross

In this winter episode, we freeze our jibbles off as we expose the hypocrisy and lies behind the moronic proposed NYC Horse Carriage Ban and after David Cross puts down my song I Challenges David Cross to a song-writing battle.

NYC Horse Carriage Ban and Jimmy Challenges David Cross

Shout outs this week go to:
-the Majority Report with a call to vote for them as the NUMBER 1 political podcast.
-the Stoned Socialist Podcast
-O’Chang Comics for the Maine Style Funnies!
-David Cross

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Hillary Clinton is “Above All That”

Above All That

She thought she would be president, instead of just the wife,
Of the horny president who acted like a jerk,
But In both public and private sectors in real life,
You are required to use the email address that they give you for work,

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But Hillary, showed everyone she was above all that,
She’s a fancy pantsuit lady, she’s a big old fat cat,
Her privacy is more important than just the average schmuck,
She’ll do what she pleases and she don’t give a fu…!

Please understand, I stand behind the woman’s liberation,
I’d be happy to see a different woman run this nation,
And I find it a comical to excuse her and blame it on her staff,
as if it wasn’t her decision, man, thats quite a laugh,

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Yes Hillary, showed everyone she was above all that,
She’s a fancy pantsuit lady, she’s a big old fat cat,
Her privacy is more important than just the average schmuck,
She’ll do what she pleases and she don’t give a fu…!

no sweet sweet Hillary.

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Hillary (“Royals” cover)

I purposefully decided not to mention the email address thing, Next week I will have a song, specifically about the email address thing and I am leaning towards believing this is most certainly the end of Hillary’s candidacy and why that is a GOOD THING FOR THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY……HOWARD DEAN STYLE AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hillary (Royals cover)

Living in the white house is her wish,
She cut her teeth on getting beaten, by Obama,
chicken hawk in a fancy dress,
Put putin down, with a Hitler reference.

they still talk about
dirty old man, a cigar and an intern,
don’t care if fracking makes water burn
Fibs of fire Bosnia, its a cable news wet dream.

this is all about,
Hillary Clinton pissing off the chauvinists,
They all pretend she’s a radical socialist,
We don’t care, about her husbands love affairs.

Will they ever beat Hillary?
They say it can’t be done.
Bernie Sanders would be best,
But he fails that corporate test,

Let them buy our ruler,
choice of the fracking company,
let Hillary Rule,
cuz its american apathy

Ooh ooh oh

there’s no choice, or so it seems,
She’s already been crowned queen.
Ooh ooh oh,
Can you blame the apathy,
Towards our democracy.

Will they ever beat Hillary?
They say it can’t be done.
Bernie Sanders would be best,
But he fails that corporate test,

Let them buy our ruler,
We can call her queen Hillary,
let Hillary Rule,
cuz she’s american royalty.

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Its Cold

A shout out to my buddies at O’Chang Comics for inspiring some of the salty arctic animal language in this little diddy.

negative friggin 15 this friggin morning. loaded up the friggin pellets, turned the brasky up to high.
Its Cold

’cause Its Cold,
yeah, Its cold,

and I hope you’re staying warm,
the plastic on my porch is torn,
I’m plowing and my back is sore,
saying hammer down, bub, give it the corn,

its colder than a polar bear’s touch hole.
its colder than penguin’s tit,
so cold that my old man moved to florida,
said I friggin had enough of it,

I hope your staying warm,
I gotta fix that crack in my door,
i’m plowing and my back is sore,
hammer down, bub, give it the corn,

’cause Its Cold,

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ATH 2-20-15 Police Unions and A Non-Violent Drug

Welcome to the 2015 series of all the hypocrisy PODCAST!! Joe 30-pack and I treat you to informative entertainment. ATH PODCAST STANDS in contrast to the world of hypocritical political punditry that keeps us in a paralyzed standstill.

In this episode we cover the NYC police, protests, and a non-violent drug known as marijuana. We ponder unions. We nail the hypocrisy of right wing media and the NYPD union leader who blames protesters for the actions of a crazy man.

ATH 2-20-15 Police Unions and A Non-Violent Drug

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I got my valentine

I got my valentine

David Cross thinks I suck, but I’m doing fine,
Because Mrs Reefercake is my sweet Valentine,
She’s a Mainah now I that converted her,
She grew up in the Midwest,
my back went out and she shoveled the roof, goddamn she is the best,

Just making a joke on twitter,
I got no reason to be bitter,
I got my valentine, and I’m doing fine.

You’ll never hear me fibbing, Like Hillary and Brian Williams,
You’ll never see me on TV, with my fan count in the millions,
I apologize my feelings are the topic of this song,
But after all, I’m the one singing it, so how could that be so wrong?

Just trying to make a joke on twitter,
got no reason to be bitter,
I got my valentine, and I’m doing fine.

Happy Valentines Day Everybody!

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Horse Carriage Banning Nonsense

Horse Carriage Banning Nonsense
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I guess the dude in charge is Steve Nislick
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gad dang rich new york city prick,
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While they never told you so, we always knew it,
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at All the hypocrisy, we see right through it,

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SO my my my, for goodness sake,
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won’t you listen to joe 30 pack and mr. reefercake,
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I’m never a fan of any gad dang friggin ban,
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and I’m grateful for my libertarian leaning fans,
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but not that heritage foundation static,
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or the small testicled gun fanatic,
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Cuz those are the only ones you see on TV
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not a libertarian socialist sunnuva gun like me!

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I’m sorry that I lost my self again,
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My original point I hope you understand,
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that I am tired of this Horse Carriage Banning,
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Holier than thou deep poop wading,
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tired of this Horse Carriage Banning liberal defaming
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priority shifting, hypocrite ‘ing, gad dang Nonsense!

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I won’t take it personally

I won’t take it personally
I won’t take it personally,
thats what germo tweeted to me,
No I won’t take it personally, no, no, no
that you don’t value freedom and liberty,

I’m sorry if you don’t understand my song,
What I’m singing, what I’m saying, or just too long,
If you want to hear it all go to all the hypocrisy dot com.
And if you don’t I won’t take it personally,
Most of my fans are over there in Germany,

And I won’t take it personally,
your stoner libertarian impression,
I see your prejudice, I see it totally,
But by all means use your freedom of expression,

I won’t take it personally,
thats what my friend germo tweeted to me,
No I won’t take it personally, no, no,no, no,
when you put down my freedom and liberty.

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I write the songs

I write the songs
I play guitar, I’m trying hard, just singing what I feel is true in my heart,
I’m not saying that I got all the answers, but legalizing weed is where I’d start,
and We must stand together, and not let them break us apart.
I write the songs, at All the hypocrisy dot com

We’ll never see the truth with the TV news blocking our eyes,
If the news is that we lose, Joe 30-pack and I will tell you why,
cuz The internet is full of fakers, but we deal in truth, and expose the lies
I write the songs, at All the hypocrisy dot com

I write the songs, I wrote the songs, but I don’t know if we’ll ever right the wrongs,
I’ll even write a song for you, if you can help me keep this thing going on,
Won’t you please donate today and help me keep this friggin thing going on,
I write the songs, at All the hypocrisy dot com

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How to Deal With Police Officers*

Look them in the eye
Call them sir if possible
Smile and use a calm voice
Make small talk, weather, sports, etc
never argue
Obey all reasonable commands,
do not move your hands or make any sudden motions
DO NOT allow them to search your body or vehicle without a warrant.

*These rules in no way guarantee that you will not be arrested, beaten, or killed. Results vary based on race, age, and income