Islam ain’t a race

This is my adaptation of a Nate from Texas song, created at his request, and for the enjoyment of all.

Here is a link to the original song by Nate and youtube video.

Here is my modified version, I call it “Islam ain’t a Race”. Its a kick ass chorus, thanks Nate! Hopefully goes well understood that I am playing a racist character, and I am not in fact a racist. LOL!

I’m a scientific atheist, but I’ve got a redneck heart,
Not a big fan of the jews, but I love to watch Bill maher,
moderates and terrorists and the fundamentalists too
they’re all bound together by the same islamic glue
we’re going to have to deal with them because they’re all the same
whenever there’s a problem you know they are to blame
we’ll draw mohammad as a bomb or as a pile of poo
and if they get offended then we’ll have a good excuse

go on and bomb ‘em!

You can’t call me a racist because islam aint a race.
You can’t call me a racist because islam aint a race.
You might say that I’m prejudiced or that I’m full of hate
but you can’t call me a racist because islam aint a race.
no matter what they do or say they’re all a damn disgrace
whereever they may live, I say blow up the whole damn place,
they’ve all got their funny hats and they’ve got a fuzzy face
but you can’t call me a racist because arabs… oops I mean islam aint a race.

Islam ain’t a Race

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ATH Podcast 10-17-14: LePage Spews Poo, Ferguson Blues, Police State

We are back!!!!! Joe thirty back sits in with a mild hangover as Jimmy runs through the latest…..LePage for another 4 more years is like a hangover that will never go away.

ATH podcast 10-17-14

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03 Altima Spose Tribute

spose lyrics:
You can fuck way more women, spend way more cash
You could rock 2 chains, you could kick my ass
You could drink more liquor, you could smoke more weed
But you’d never feel as good as me

(various shout outs)
Mr. Reefercake here, old man writing songs on the can,
gotta retire, go play bingo, but I’m satisfied, using the lingo,
feeling like a boss, driving in Maine, you can’t get lost,
get pulled over, no one cares, say “police officer, look at my grey hairs”,
yeah, I’m old and I like to smoke the weed, And I try not to speed. Respectable, son.

spose lyrics:
See me riding in the ’03 Altima
Feeling like a boss
Cause I just got paid
And I got the day off
60 hours last week
That’s 700 bucks
Now I can pay my speeding ticket and buy bud.

03 Altima (Spose tribute)

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Felt By Us All

The true libertarian desires liberty for all mankind. The fakers seem to only want freedom for themselves.

g c
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth,
amin d
According to the Bible thats the truth,
g c
the new testament, is even more forgiving,
amin d
says turn the other cheek, thats the way we should be living,

c g
When a man beats a woman, or a woman beats a child,
amin d
They don’t get prosecuted if no charges are filed,
c g
And when Israel bombs the innocents once again,
amin d
why do we support, are they really a good friend?

This so called Jewish State that has only fueled the hate,
A hate so great, cut off their funds!! its not too late.
But the hypocrisy is like yeast, and this is in full bloom,
the sulfur from the beast is stinking up the room!

You can understand the evil, you don’t need to believe in god,
Whether domestic violence or shooting bombs at abroad,
Violence is everywhere, keep your eye on the ball.
what is done to one of us is felt by us all,

Felt By Us All

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Paul LePage: Disgusting Hypocrite

In preparation for ousting our freak show guvna’, see this classic ATH podcast from July 2013, which highlights the entire footage, the Vaseline comment was big, but we shred this dimiwitted bully guvna’ for the entire rant.

Will he really be ousted or not? It is a scary thought to consider…we could be stuck with 4 more years of LePage. If this happens, blame Eliot Cutler.

LePage just agreed to “be on the same stage” with Michaud. What a sack of arrogant piss, LePage, is upset because Michaud won’t denounce a negative ad over semantics….Meanwhile supporters of LePage continue to try to take advantage of elderly demented folks…see below “tweet of the week”