ATH 2-20-15 Police Unions and A Non-Violent Drug

Welcome to the 2015 series of all the hypocrisy PODCAST!! Joe 30-pack and I treat you to informative entertainment. ATH PODCAST STANDS in contrast to the world of hypocritical political punditry that keeps us in a paralyzed standstill.

In this episode we cover the NYC police, protests, and a non-violent drug known as marijuana. We ponder unions. We nail the hypocrisy of right wing media and the NYPD union leader who blames protesters for the actions of a crazy man.

ATH 2-20-15 Police Unions and A Non-Violent Drug

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I got my valentine

I got my valentine

David Cross thinks I suck, but I’m doing fine,
Because Mrs Reefercake is my sweet Valentine,
She’s a Mainah now I that converted her,
She grew up in the Midwest,
my back went out and she shoveled the roof, goddamn she is the best,

Just making a joke on twitter,
I got no reason to be bitter,
I got my valentine, and I’m doing fine.

You’ll never hear me fibbing, Like Hillary and Brian Williams,
You’ll never see me on TV, with my fan count in the millions,
I apologize my feelings are the topic of this song,
But after all, I’m the one singing it, so how could that be so wrong?

Just trying to make a joke on twitter,
got no reason to be bitter,
I got my valentine, and I’m doing fine.

Happy Valentines Day Everybody!

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Horse Carriage Banning Nonsense

Horse Carriage Banning Nonsense
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I guess the dude in charge is Steve Nislick
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gad dang rich new york city prick,
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While they never told you so, we always knew it,
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at All the hypocrisy, we see right through it,

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SO my my my, for goodness sake,
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won’t you listen to joe 30 pack and mr. reefercake,
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I’m never a fan of any gad dang friggin ban,
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and I’m grateful for my libertarian leaning fans,
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but not that heritage foundation static,
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or the small testicled gun fanatic,
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Cuz those are the only ones you see on TV
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not a libertarian socialist sunnuva gun like me!

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I’m sorry that I lost my self again,
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My original point I hope you understand,
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that I am tired of this Horse Carriage Banning,
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Holier than thou deep poop wading,
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tired of this Horse Carriage Banning liberal defaming
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priority shifting, hypocrite ‘ing, gad dang Nonsense!

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I won’t take it personally

I won’t take it personally
I won’t take it personally,
thats what germo tweeted to me,
No I won’t take it personally, no, no, no
that you don’t value freedom and liberty,

I’m sorry if you don’t understand my song,
What I’m singing, what I’m saying, or just too long,
If you want to hear it all go to all the hypocrisy dot com.
And if you don’t I won’t take it personally,
Most of my fans are over there in Germany,

And I won’t take it personally,
your stoner libertarian impression,
I see your prejudice, I see it totally,
But by all means use your freedom of expression,

I won’t take it personally,
thats what my friend germo tweeted to me,
No I won’t take it personally, no, no,no, no,
when you put down my freedom and liberty.

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I write the songs

I write the songs
I play guitar, I’m trying hard, just singing what I feel is true in my heart,
I’m not saying that I got all the answers, but legalizing weed is where I’d start,
and We must stand together, and not let them break us apart.
I write the songs, at All the hypocrisy dot com

We’ll never see the truth with the TV news blocking our eyes,
If the news is that we lose, Joe 30-pack and I will tell you why,
cuz The internet is full of fakers, but we deal in truth, and expose the lies
I write the songs, at All the hypocrisy dot com

I write the songs, I wrote the songs, but I don’t know if we’ll ever right the wrongs,
I’ll even write a song for you, if you can help me keep this thing going on,
Won’t you please donate today and help me keep this friggin thing going on,
I write the songs, at All the hypocrisy dot com

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How to Deal With Police Officers*

Look them in the eye
Call them sir if possible
Smile and use a calm voice
Make small talk, weather, sports, etc
never argue
Obey all reasonable commands,
do not move your hands or make any sudden motions
DO NOT allow them to search your body or vehicle without a warrant.

*These rules in no way guarantee that you will not be arrested, beaten, or killed. Results vary based on race, age, and income

A Non-Violent Drug

A Non-Violent Drug

In the UK most cops don’t have guns, in the USA they always will,
and we’ll Spend our taxes on more police cams, so we can watch the cops kill.
There covering the protests on tv, talking about the marijuana smoke,
I say make it legal, pass it out for free, I’m serious man no joke,

Because Marijuana is a non violent drug,
but Its illegal so it can turn a nice guy into a thug,
They patrol the streets, and they seem to shoot for no good reason,
You’d be safer up here in a friggin deer suit in the middle of hunting season

Listen to you snicker, listen to you laugh at my call to legalize it,
I don’t give a crap if you like to smoke it or if you want to criticise it,
Honestly, 75 years, of oppression, and who feels pain,
Reefer madness, I’m feeling it now, But you are the ones whose insane!

Because Marijuana is a non violent drug,
but Its illegal so it can turn a nice guy into a thug,
They patrol the streets, and they seem to shoot for no good reason,
You’d be safer up here in a friggin deer suit in the middle of hunting season

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Reefercake V Seder (The Infinite Battle)

Reefercake fans understand that the Majority Report is my favorite show, and I think Sam Seder is a good guy. HOWEVER, I become annoyed with his simplistic libertarian bashing. I believe in the libertarian socialist philosophy, and I think his hatred of all things libertarian must end.

Reefercake V Seder (The Infinite Battle)

yeah, so Seder says I’m missing the point!
4 years and 100 songs, I’ll never regret it,
I laid out the facts, but tell me, do you get it?
The Libertarian label is what you make it,
battle rap your ass, but tell me, you can take it?
the land of the free, the home of the brave,
throw your as in prison, treat you like a slave,
for just trying to rise up from the hood,
selling a product that is natural and good,
flap chaos theory butterfly wings,
Will we live the day to see freedom rings?
a realization that legalization,
has a positive impact on the whole nation,
come around to see the importance is great?
I saw it, are you embarrassed to be late?
So tell me, do you get the point?

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The GOP Fails to Steal a Seat in Maine House (Milktoast Man)

Here is the statement from our big fat governor liar on the latest GOP attempt to steal an election.

Milktoast Man

Milktoast Man, Milktoast Man, will you ever take a stand?
I ask you do you understand, you only help the Republican,

Paul LePage, is the worst governor in the USA,
The economy sucks and he’s taking more benefits away,
but you take some toast, you let it it soak in millk, and tell me what you get
A mushy mushy mushy mess, when you let that toast get wet,

No more milktoast like I said, take them out to the woodshed,
I think Stephen King agrees, but is it Toby saying more milktoast please?

I just want to know, Toby, are you a republican?

In Long Island all we really know, is that someone really screwed up,
Or made a mistake on purpose, when they picked 21 votes up!
It was the state house republicans, who voted to keep their friggin gal,
I can only wonder if you’re serving up milktoast, to try to be a pal,

No more milktoast like I said, take them out to the woodshed,
Please serve us some lean protein, I’m not saying that you gotta be mean,

I’m just saying….No more Milktoast PLEASE!

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