The GOP Fails to Steal a Seat in Maine House (Milktoast Man)

Here is the statement from our big fat governor liar on the latest GOP attempt to steal an election.

Milktoast Man

Milktoast Man, Milktoast Man, will you ever take a stand?
I ask you do you understand, you only help the Republican,

Paul LePage, is the worst governor in the USA,
The economy sucks and he’s taking more benefits away,
but you take some toast, you let it it soak in millk, and tell me what you get
A mushy mushy mushy mess, when you let that toast get wet,

No more milktoast like I said, take them out to the woodshed,
I think Stephen King agrees, but is it Toby saying more milktoast please?

I just want to know, Toby, are you a republican?

In Long Island all we really know, is that someone really screwed up,
Or made a mistake on purpose, when they picked 21 votes up!
It was the state house republicans, who voted to keep their friggin gal,
I can only wonder if you’re serving up milktoast, to try to be a pal,

No more milktoast like I said, take them out to the woodshed,
Please serve us some lean protein, I’m not saying that you gotta be mean,

I’m just saying….No more Milktoast PLEASE!

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ATH PODCAST: Thanksgiving 2014

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ATH PODCAST THANKSGIVING 2014

The First thanksgiving was a 3 day party in 1621,
the Pilgrims and the natives, it included everyone,
but 2 years later no longer were there Native Americans.
Calvinists hypocrites would not share food with them.

this thanksgiving I hope you don’t dine alone,
and when you head to grandmas take yourself a nice fat j-bone,
and this time when you head outside, please don’t do it alone,
This thanksgiving I beg you please to get your grandma stoned.

This thanksgiving you can count on the dinner being praised,
This thanksgiving I beg you please get your grandma blazed.
Breaking down the barriers is what thanksgiving’s for,
but the hypocrites can’t stand that, like we’ve seen before.

Grandpa and uncle bob at stoned out of their friggin heads,
Cousin trouble using reefer oil like a cracker spread,
As long as noone’s driving home soon, none of this is wrong,
gather round as we sing a reefercake thanksgiving song.

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ATH PODCAST: Maine Post Election Blues, Bears, Ebola, and all the “Liberals” lose

The mission is laid out here in Maine as we brace for anotha four years of the ultimate hypocrisy Paul Lepage. Screw him and all his supporters.
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mid-term election blues

Friggin Mid Term Election Blues

got me a case of the mid-term election blues,
every 4 god damn years it seems all the liberals lose,
I got that feeling so down, and its filling me with rage,
cuz Two times in a gad dam row, We elected Paul LePage

LePage still holds controlla, is it cuz of the Bears and ebola?
Wish I could wipe the smile of the faces him and his rich doners

I hate to say I told you so, as if I know more than you,
But when it comes to marijuana people deserve to hear the truth,
When it comes to these independents like Cutler and Angus King
They’re hurting me so bad, now, that all I can do is sing

every 4 god damn years it seems all the liberals lose,
got me a case of the friggin mid-term friggin election friggin blues,

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Fear of Ebola

Fear of Ebola

the fear of ebola is out of controlla

the fear of ebola has crippled your life,
you refuse to leave the house, you won’t even touch your wife,
You won’t even let your children out to play in the park,
You want to cancel all the flights and build your own noah’s arc.

I’ll give you something that is good for your health,
Why don’t you listen to the virus, here is Ebola himself,

My name is Ebola, and I think its insane,
out of all the viruses they giving me a bad name,
I can only be transmitted in the bodily fluids,
waterborne, foodborn, airborn, thats not how I do it,

In Africa, its crowded and there is poor sanitation,
Why don’t we focus on helping these african nations?

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the fear of ebola is out of controlla
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commission Jimmy Reefercake to write a song for you!

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ATH Podcast: Strategically Voting Against LePage, Theme Songs and the “Stoned Socialist”

We have to keep hitting hard on LePage, after all, you have to consider people should be thinking strategically at this moment. Big thanks to the budding podcast “The Stoned Socialist” for supporting the music of Jimmy Reefercake.

See that donate button above…it works! Go ahead and donate what you can, and if you want a custom song, contact Jimmy Reefercake on twitter, facebook, or here. 100 bucks should cover it….but if you are in a pinch you can probably bargain me down to a sixpack of Baxter Stowaway IPA…

2014-10-26

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Strategic Voting is Not Fun

Strategic Voting is Not Fun

Strategic voting is not fun,
Strategic voting is not for every one,
But unfortunately here in the great State of maine,
We’ve got a Governor who appears to be totally insane.

Eliot Cutler was a strategic choice four years ago,’
But today he’s just a spoiler, just look at the friggin polls.
So Even if you hate liberals, more than lyme disease,
But please vote for Michaud, this one time I beg you please,

I only wish Michaud would come out strong for legal weed,
Honestly strategically this is the issue that we need,
To motivate voters you should support the legal weed,
But you didn’t, now our only hope is to vote strategically,
So if you lose just remember how you didn’t listen to me.
And if you lose, blame yourself, for not supporting legal weed.

because
Strategic voting is not for every one,
Strategic voting is not fun,
Strategic voting is not fun,
Its not fun.

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Islam ain’t a race

This is my adaptation of a Nate from Texas song, created at his request, and for the enjoyment of all.

Here is a link to the original song by Nate and youtube video.

Here is my modified version, I call it “Islam ain’t a Race”. Its a kick ass chorus, thanks Nate! Hopefully goes well understood that I am playing a racist character, and I am not in fact a racist. LOL!

I’m a scientific atheist, but I’ve got a redneck heart,
Not a big fan of the jews, but I love to watch Bill maher,
moderates and terrorists and the fundamentalists too
they’re all bound together by the same islamic glue
we’re going to have to deal with them because they’re all the same
whenever there’s a problem you know they are to blame
we’ll draw mohammad as a bomb or as a pile of poo
and if they get offended then we’ll have a good excuse

go on and bomb ‘em!

You can’t call me a racist because islam aint a race.
You can’t call me a racist because islam aint a race.
You might say that I’m prejudiced or that I’m full of hate
but you can’t call me a racist because islam aint a race.
no matter what they do or say they’re all a damn disgrace
whereever they may live, I say blow up the whole damn place,
they’ve all got their funny hats and they’ve got a fuzzy face
but you can’t call me a racist because arabs… oops I mean islam aint a race.

Islam ain’t a Race

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