I’m gonna sing a song about theme songs,
Superstar callers get their own theme song,
Cheney in the Bushes, Germo, the one and only Don,
When they call, aren’t you supposed to play that song?
Whats the matter, is the friggin theme song is too long?
If thats the case, then just play a little piece of the song,
Ready to go right before the friggin call is on,
Why else do you think I made a frigging theme song?
And I would be glad to make another frigging friggin theme song,
Yeah, Nate from Texas, he deserves himself a theme song!
Jay Tingle, that man should get a friggin theme song!
Triangle Bill, a moral monday theme song!
But why would I make another friggin theme song?
If you don’t play the frigging, the friggin, friggin, theme song!
I am right, if you disagree, you are wrong!
just play the god dang mother friggin theme song!Friggin Theme Song