Call your mama!!! I think we found our groove on this special Mother’s Day 1 year anniversarry Obama Got Osama, Stinky and Sketchy Paul LePage, and general psycho redneck awareness. Come and get it!! Happy Mothers Day!
Quoting from my Pulse Morning Show Guest blog “Reefer Madness for Everybody”
Marijuana prohibition is just another way that rich and powerful people keep an upper hand on the 99% of us, who are just working our butts off trying to make a living. We’d also like to enjoy life a little bit. Legal weed would give us some independence, some relief, in the same way that a decent wage and health benefits or a couple beers might help calm our nerves. Sure you can buy alcohol made at the factory, but that dried flower that you like to smoke is forbidden!
While inflicting pain in order to keep the masses down serves a certain purpose, most importantly reefer madness is huge as the boogeyman that the 1% need so they can control the voting booth, you got the dirty hippies, the stoners, the gays, the immigrants, and my favorite, the horny women. Their list of boogeymen sounds like a good crew to party with from my vantage point.
On the other hand, I am not so sure if the leaders in the Occupy movement agree. What do you think? Is Ending Marijuana Prohibition Part of the 99% Movement? I look forward to hearing from you.
I really enjoyed listening to my final Casual Friday on Majority FM. I enjoyed the entire experience very much, but its been a whole year, and I need to try interacting with more shows. I also need to work on getting the second album together. I need to try to sell albums, because if I can’t sell any then the second album will surely be the last. I need to start my own podcast, and see if I can get it on the radio. Time to get in the game. I don’t have the time in my schedule to do it all, so I needed to take the weekly song off of my plate. The important thing is that I did it for a year straight. Who else is in my league?
Sam Seder once referred to himself as a “professional comedic insulter”. I will leave him with some points on how to improve his quest to develop the ultimate argument verses a libertarian. Consider these tips on “How to Debate a Libertarian”.
1. Be specific. You don’t just enter into an argument with the goal of proving that libertarianism itself is childish or stupid.
2. Attack the hypocrisy, not the philosophy
That is all, for more details listen to my podcast with my golf buddy, and a fellow Majority Report listener, “Madman”, for a special May Day Majority report recap edition:
The Way Life Should Be Podcast 5-1-2012
Last 4-20 was pretty awesome. I got my “Heartless Bastards” song played on the “Pulse Morning Show” which is hosted by the legendary Green Party leader Pat LaMarche and knowledgeable funny man Don Cookson. I have gone terrestrial baby! Boom-shakka-lakka! Their show is on a radio network out of Bangor owned by the one and only Stephen King. I talked to Pat LaMarche after the show. She invited me to write a guest blog post on their web site, so I poured my heart into a 1500 word piece that I call “Reefer Madness for Everybody”.
Check out my rambling masterpiece on their web site. These guys at the Pulse Morning Show do a great job. Check them out!
heartless bastards(short version)
Heartless Bastards, what are you up to now?
If there’s a way to screw the poor, I know you’ll find a way how.
Look at Governor LePage and his phony rage,
All propped up on his tea party stage,
He is a heartless bastard for sure,
and it don’t even matter that he grew up poor.
hearless bastards, what are you up to know,
I’m gonna find out what you are up to, I’m gonna sing it loud,
you heartless bastards.
so what do you guys think of this- Santorum is the grumpy neighbor to a lovely family of gay moms with a couple kids. Since his political career is washed up he spends most of his time trying to video tape or otherwise catch the gay moms doing something that would prove his vast liberal gay conspiracy theories, yet the gay moms always prove themselves to be great citizens. I would cast Stephanie Miller as “Susie Winebox”, one of the gay moms who has a talk show just like “The Stephanie Miller Show”. Maybe the other mom is more of a stay at home type. And of course, there is another neighbor, the lovable and friendly “Jimmy Reefercake”. the thing will write itself.
gay moms (pilot show theme song) (1)
Twitter is actually pretty friggin’ cool, when you have tweeps like @V1ct0rCR0cc0, @FunkedInDaHead, @LeftNeckChick, @awopradio, @kenpickles, and that isn’t even getting into the pure @majorityfm tweeps like @MattBinder, @sisbuzz, @ItheMissingLink, @defeatocrat, I could go on an on, but like an Oscar awards speech, you have to cut it off at some point.
But let me take moment to elaborate on the efforts of Shane-O, @FunkedInDaHead, not only was he part of the tweetstorm directed at @SMShow “Talking Liberally: The Stephanie Miller Show”, I believe he also emailed the show in support of using the song. As if that wasn’t cool enough, Shane-O even emailed me audio of the song as played on the show- here it is!
Pretty cool! I was on the show on their second day on TV! I do not get cable in my home, but it is still cool. Al Gore came on right after the song.
Please thank Shane-O for his efforts by giving him a vote of support to travel to Netroots nation.
Please vote for Kenny Pick too.
If you liked “Gay Moms”, stay tuned, because I am coming out with an update later this week.
Listen to my parody of the Santorum rally cry “Game on” (that’s the link to the Santorum spew, but I warn you, don’t do it! unlss you have the puke bag ready!!!) on the other hand, I guess, do it, otherwise my song won’t be as funny.
Here is my song about happy gay moms, who I am sure are doing a fine job raising their kids. Here is to you, gay moms!
Gay Moms! They can do real well!
And Santorum beats Obama like a snowball chance in hell,
Gay Moms! They can do just fine!
And Santorum has a frothy thing that you can find online. Gay Moms!
Hoodie based music video idea:
City street by the bay…bassist and drummer (wearing hoodies) set up and start rocking the beat. Dude in hoodie comes in and starts singing. More people in hoodies show up and sing along. Some gospel singer ladies in hoodies join in. Pan out and there dozens of people dancing in hoodies singing along. some have signs.
guy in hoodie with a sign that say “Stand your ground: shoot a psycho redneck” (or whatever) flashes a gun in anger…indicating race war is the solution. other guy in hoodie shakes his head. dude hands over his gun. At the end of video they throw gun into the bay and shake hands.
With this weeks song, I introduce a new term, shakedown economics. Its just a more precise way to say trickle-down economics. Think of the government printing money as big harvest, and handing giant bag to the bankers, who grab all the big sticky buds. The bankers smoke all those buds up. Whats left at the bottom of the bag, is the shake that the 99% can pass around….but it is better than just seeds and stems.
Here are the lyrics.
We’re living in shakedown economics, but its better than just seeds and stems.
We’re living in shakedown economics, you know the bankers always win in the end.
Seeds and stems, no you just can’t smoke them,
But if you got some real good shake at least you will be smoking,
Politicians waving the American flag,
Leave the 99% with the bottom of the bag,
We all want to change the rules of the game,
But how you gonna do that now when things are all gonna stay the same?
In the shakedown game,
Gotta keep putting that gas in the car,
Gotta keep my children safe from harm.
We’re living in shakedown economics, but its better than just seeds and stems.
